Astralika Castle, Horny Ace Kobold!

"I'm an idiot nerd, I *know* things, I don't *understand* them!"
- Me, just now, while trying to discuss isekai and portal fantasy

Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.

I agree, but when that chance is missed I can still celebrate that new opportunity.

Jail for every transphobe, without exception, without question, without complaint.

Cheney dead

random world selector made this one so funny
find the 7 koopa hotels.
they're really tiny for no reason, we misplaced them, please help

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Iqy...

Just some pictures @glenskunk.bsky.social took of me the other night.

Welcome to the sperm bank. Would you like to make a deposit or a withdrawl?~

Anyway, I'm gonna go play Surviving Mars.

dodecadragon spotted (sorry for your loss)

head lifted tenderly in one hand

body completely tormented and ravished by the other

gods...

mspaint with a mouse

I was just having the thought the other day about being shrunk-forced into a miniature suit but leaving your head exposed, and then this came in 2-3 business days and gut-punched me, holy shit this is so good

Commission for @allengar.bsky.social
Thank youuu 💖💖

It's so refreshing to see someone actually confronting the realities of nonvoting, who non-voters are and what actually motivates them, and attempting to address those concerns directly, and not turning into a self-serving, dishonest morality play.

hey political journalists, if you post pics of the american nosferatu without alt text on em so filters don't work expect to catch an indefinite mute

no love,
me

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My own take on a genderfucked Wolf Link design.
(February 2024)

What kind of vampire is your favorite?

hotter than she imagined

penis!

One of the mayor's direct advisors on the issue of public safety died in a traffic crash last year and it wasn't a part of the civic discourse.

Can I add "experts are surprised about the fact that Seattleites are concerned about traffic violence after the deadliest year on city roads since 2006" to the list of prime examples of motonormativity?

imagine scanning yourself and you're not even a beverage you like

Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything

Tell Mastercard and Visa about this. When you call tell them you're going to petition your bank to switch. Doesn't matter how much you think they would. It happened.