Panic T. Bear

My old ass cat is now eating half a chicken breast a day and like, mate I can't keep this up, how did we get here

Ugh and in Massachusetts it's Dominic the Donkey (iykyk)

Wow, I havent accessed literotica in literally 25 years, im glad its still going

This is classism and im not going to take it! /sarcasm/

Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.

speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency

Screenshot: we think we are those benefits. There's a lot of kids who find their peeps on Roblox. There are a lot of kids when they're lonely or isolated actually - I'm not going to use it as an excuse or anything - but I get a lot of calls from famous parents who said, "look, my kid would be dead if it were not for finding a community on a platform like Roblox to stay connected with.

Look, we are rightly making fun of him for saying that predators are a user base opportunity and they are developing gambling for children under 13, but what about using "peeps" unironically? Or 'famous parents thank me for saving their child's life'? Its a rich text!

It is wild to me that a central premise of ministers is that they are unskilled and ignorant of the area they are the mister of, like what the actual fuck there

Its quite striking to me the similarity with the no more jury judgements thing Labour wants to do how they say “criminals shouldn’t get juries“ when the reality is that its “people wouldn’t get juries“

Genuinely astonishing how many people think this does not impact them

(A) is obviously the bigger concern, fuck being the change i want to see in the world, honestly

I do really wish i could wear less "Im a woman!" clothes at work but a) leggings/dresses are the 'professional' clothes made of stretch material and b) why arent dresses androgynous just bc i also have boobs, feels unfair

Why is the court even able to pass judgement on which parent's surname a child has? What a country (derogatory)

Very relatable

I'm somehow 53!!!

You are like, being sarcastic about what extremely ridiculous things they are saying and 100% wholeheartedly they reply "Yes!" What a world we live in

I know this is just to pressure the minister and they’re awful and all but it’s not “Trans people” its “anyone suspected of being trans” innit

Human rights abuse are good actually, somehow this argument is made so often and never gets old 😬

I just want my repair people not to get fined! Im sorry (not sorry) I dont regularly need parking! Please let me get my boiler repaired, its literally freezing out!

Ughhhhhhh my local authority got rid of physical visitor parking permits and now only uses online ones, obviously my account has been suspended due to inactivity, is unable to be reactivated, the council have no control, and the app just has a contact form with no actual human interaction possible

A map of the former extremely robust Chicago streetcar network

I can't even dream about something this good

If you ever want to be blackpilled, look up the old streetcar map for your city

Absolutely appropriate to win awards for this, imo

Bahahahaha I just got forwarded something with the direct emails of all 1560 managers across this whole NHS trust, you better believe I'm putting this in my pocket for later when I need to harass a team

Thank you for this reminder!

Jesus to his disciples:

Thank you TfL for telling me "good service" on the Victoria line when in fact it is not running, very helpful

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

Even for spontaneous vaginal births the average length of labor for 1st baby is 19 hours! Where's any of this?

draconym on tumblr: Me: "Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf." The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: "Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging. but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voila--" (paper towel roll falls on my face) Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: "Success."

You, an idiot: I like ice cream
Google, the world's smartest overlord: yes, we all long for a world where you aren't forced to have ice cream like some kind of joyful child