I want a forearm tattoo, ideally celebrating my poor old dead baby, but thr problem is a forearm is small to begin with and the proportions are terrible. Why isnt everything a thigh!
16.02.2026 07:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@warehousepanda.bsky.social
Exhausted, anxious, and depressed Love spring burd migration and evening peepers, miss cicadas all year long. Help me find joy in winter, please they / them
I want a forearm tattoo, ideally celebrating my poor old dead baby, but thr problem is a forearm is small to begin with and the proportions are terrible. Why isnt everything a thigh!
16.02.2026 07:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dykes rule" written on railing
16.02.2026 01:28 β π 31 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0This is amazing!
15.02.2026 20:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dont know if teens would call this rizz but its good for me!
15.02.2026 10:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π€£π€£ love the jokes of a middle aged babe
15.02.2026 10:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Services and workplaces have two separate rules, god knows what if you use services at your workplace, shit continues to be awful (even if marginally less awful than guidance had suggested)
15.02.2026 10:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yay!
15.02.2026 10:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0These two Kentucky cases follow known criminalization patterns, per @pregnancyjust.bsky.social data.
*arrests after seeking medical care
*charges for handling of fetal remains using laws meant for other purposes
*people criminalized are disproportionately low income
Nooooo, im sorry everything is a pile of butts right now
14.02.2026 13:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Anything without a draw string / elastic waist is such a hassle though, add in pockets and a yoke? π«
14.02.2026 12:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also my favorite favorite jeans are now ripping faster than I can patch them and it makes me wonder if I should just cut them apart for a pattern
14.02.2026 12:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes!
14.02.2026 08:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How am I supposed to talk to my cat unless I'm in a deep squat?!?! It makes no sense, that physio really needs to go back to school. Maybe talk to an OT about functional living, like hello, my cat is on the ground, what else am I supposed to do
14.02.2026 08:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yesterday i just cried to my therapist about this week's physio appt and she was like, "when you talk about your leg strength it is the only time ive heard you go 3 sentences without catastrophizing self-criticism" and its just... my legs!! My strong, mobile legs!! Dont take this away!!
14.02.2026 08:38 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Area man "pretty confident" that new restrictions on the birth control implant the company hasn't told providers about won't affect patients' access. Did he mention that he's pretty confident?
www.autonomynews.co/fda-restrict... @autonomynews.co
I did not know this!
13.02.2026 16:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you donβt understand marriage Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As Iβm sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites I also suck dick
12.02.2026 00:48 β π 9237 π 1854 π¬ 30 π 73Yesterday someone said "you have a spot of bronzer on your cheek" and like, what about me makes you guess I would have bronzer on π
12.02.2026 08:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have sun spots on my face and everyone wants to tell me I have schmutz (and often to touch me unprompted!) and like, no, this is just the evidence of a good life spent basking, I'm sorry the sun is so limited here that these aren't possible from a British lifestyle
12.02.2026 08:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Signpost on the street in front of a house. One sign is about parking permits but the sign on top just says "elderly people" in all caps
Sometimes a british sign is like "It is forbidden to exercise your dog in this area" instead of a straightforward "No Dogs Allowed". And then sometimes it just says "ELDERLY PEOPLE" and like, is this a warning about potentially disabled pedestrians? A place they park? What is this??
10.02.2026 09:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That little rooster!
10.02.2026 09:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I absolutely want my baby animal content to come with politics, I love this guy's account
10.02.2026 08:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It turns out I'm british enough now to have feelings about Arsenal! Glad you enjoyed your brush with celebrity and also that they were polite, definitely not a given that they will be
10.02.2026 08:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Boooooo
09.02.2026 21:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Woooooo! Hope you were able to
08.02.2026 16:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wish the headline said "newly released data" and not "new data", it really is clear that the NHS knew what they were doing
07.02.2026 14:06 β π 78 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0The IOC, pushing their way through 23,000 flags in the giant sporting event used to show the athletic prowess of empires for more than a century while screens show the number of medals per country: Hey, no politics.
07.02.2026 00:29 β π 70 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0Mamdani cheating at politics by being a normal human being who has been to a childβs birthday party before
06.02.2026 17:42 β π 1298 π 57 π¬ 2 π 1Ahhhhhhhh this is amazing, what a whole slew of great experiences!
07.02.2026 11:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is like, basic step 1 necessary for any hope of recovery. Still im so glad to see a bill like this proposed!
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