I want to thank and honour the person who harvested the potatoes I ate for breakfast, for using their bodies in exchange for very little money. May they be blessed abundantly.

AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.

Hahahahahaha

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CHICAGO: “They took my son. He’s only 16. I just want my baby back.”

Here is the full art for @cubecon.org 2025!!

Starting them right @tolariancommunitycollege.com

3-0 with UB villains at the #MTGSpiderMan Prerelease! Thanks again to Dueling Land for the Gathering. @fireshoes.bsky.social @goblinringleader.bsky.social

77777777awawawawawawa on tumblr: "so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it"

On my way to Tampere, Finland for some #Premodern and this drops. #spiderman! Wonder what the original request was…hmmmmm… #mtgart #magicthegathering #mtgpremodern

www.savehhs.org

7-2 w/ WB, this deck had pretty great individual card quality in addition to decent synergy. #EdgeofEternities @fireshoes.bsky.social

Fire Nation Attacks

THEY DID THE THING!
#MTGxATLA

An image of Aang’s fan club on Kyoshi Island. A group of villagers cheers at the sight of the avatar. A man in the front is so excited he is foaming at the mouth. A young girl on the right cheers and holds a stuffed Appa toy.

Avatar Enthusiasts
Thank you to AD Deborah Garcia!
#MTGxATLA

I love Avatar so I had a lot of fun with this one 😆

The woman petitioning SCOTUS to overturn marriage equality in the name of the sanctity of marriage is on her fourth husband.

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.

4 Genemorph Imago 4 Ouroboroid 4 Mossborn Hydra 5 Forest 4 Llanowar Elves 2 Repulsive Mutation 3 Tifa Lockhart 2 Bristly Bill, Spine Sower 2 Aloe Alchemist 1 Snakeskin Veil 1 Spell Pierce 2 Island 4 Fabled Passage 1 Escape Tunnel 1 Hard-Hitting Question 3 Willowrush Verge 1 Skyserpent Seeker 4 Botanical Sanctum 4 Breeding Pool 3 Mockingbird 4 Elusive Otter 1 Giant Growth 2 Pick Your Poison 1 Snakeskin Veil 2 Pawpatch Recruit 2 Scavenging Ooze 1 Hard-Hitting Question 1 Spell Pierce 1 Azure Beastbinder 4 Unable to Scream 1 Repulsive Mutation

Got a 5-0 🏆 with a Simic Landfall deck I've been working on! It's a great Tifa Lockhart deck, with several ways pump her power before a landfall trigger. I was able to to get her to 28 trample on turn 3 one game! #mtg

Listening to Limited Resources this week when Marshall says to @lsv.bsky.social : "Theres a Special Guests List?" After getting through all the rares and mythic rares, and preparing to do the bonus sheet. #MTGEternities
Marshall:

BREAKING: We're suing ICE for unlawfully targeting and arresting people who show up to court for their immigration hearings.

3-0 at Dueling Land with Dimir. Remove, draw cards. Works every time! @fireshoes.bsky.social #MTGEternities

Screenshot of J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson with the text “I want pictures of Spider-man!!”

Edge of Eternities prerelease is happening this we-

Very honored to get to do an illustration for an interview with Yoshitaka Amano, appearing in the Italian gaming publication Pixel .02.

its okay to crash out a little, as a treat

Island Basic Land — Island ({T}: Add {U}.) Illustrated by John Avon

Forest Basic Land — Forest ({T}: Add {G}.) Illustrated by Mike Ploog

I'm going to try and make a daily habit of this (because thinking about Magic is great!) so today, I'm thinking about some of my favourite Basic Lands.

Urza's saga with one word ripped from random cards assembled into: Part 1 Discover Thran artifacts with your Brother get into an Argument over Dibs Start a Brutal pointless War Destroy Nature Plunder Nations Commit Genocide part 2 turn Dominaria into a Wasteland Forcing People to play COLDSNAP Light your Spark then bail on the Mess you made Apologize by using Eugenics to create an Army of Fodder to fight Phyrexia Refuse to destroy Phyrexia Because it's too Cool Part 3 get Betrayed, lose your head, Tell People to Assemble a Nuclear Bomb Out of random Garbage you Collected, then shuffle. Enchantment Land - Urza's Wild Ride

Seems like a good summary to me.
Firmly anti-Urza, he was a loser and his hot wife deserved far better.

Dismantling these departments that warn us about the weather is in Project 2025, and the core reason is they say these departments (RIGHTLY) drive “climate chang alarmism”, which “is harmful to future prosperity” (aka BIG OIL PROFITS)

If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to

HORRIFYING: San Diego mom & hotel worker Brenda was violently kidnapped by bounty hunters in the Handlery Hotel parking lot. No badges, no justice—just profit-driven terror.

🚨 PROTEST
📞 CALL REPS
👀 FILM & INTERVENE

We protect our neighbors. #AbolishBountyHunters #AbolishICE #SanDiegoForAll

Now that's a military parade I'd want to watch!

#nokings #puppies

If I catch your ass at MagicCon Vegas without a water bottle, I will be very upset.

STAY HYDRATED. IT'S A HUNDRED FUCKING DEGREES OUT.

No Kings.