EK

So sick that he's got these already.

This reads like that My Life Is Average page from back in the day and it rules.

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I HAVE HAD SUCH A NEED FOR THEM TOO! CONGRATS!

Yeah WOE's bonus sheet really did make that card accessible! 😅

Been brainstorming a rebuild of DMU Hazezon with a bunch of these EOE cards all weekend. Soooo many cool goodies from EOE and EOC.

Working on a red lands deck WITHOUT Valakut *gasp* 👀

Standard 👀

Shalai Halar STONKS up biiiiiiiiiiig with EOE!

Terrasymbiosis 2 G Enchantment Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.

Slime Against Humanity 2 G Sorcery Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Is this something? 👀

One of life's greatest travesties

YouTube video by Elder Dragon Hijinks POV: You Forgot Your Wincon in a Different Deck 😳

Noooo! It was this one!

POV: You Forgot Your Wincon in a Different Deck 😳
youtube.com/shorts/MNIhs...

Best YouTube comment I’ve seen in a long time. Omg I am cackling. 🤭

Picked this deck box up from @ultimateguard.bsky.social and I was so excited until I flipped it over. Looks like my art was extended with ai.

@magic.wizards.com needs to make sure their partners don’t do this.

I would have happily extended this for a couple hundred $$. Instead it looks awful!

It's singlehandedly making me want to put Hazezon back together.

I am a sucker for the biggest dumbest idiots and this is a big dumb idiot.

We've finished Variety stream portion of the evening! We're bouncing right back into Magic 👏

We're finally letting @cmassive13.bsky.social PLAY a game with a an absolute banger pod: @ekplayscards.bsky.social , @mentalmisplay.bsky.social and @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social 👀

twitch.tv/tappytoeclaws 👈

You monster

We are live right now! Commercial break until we finish getting pod #1 together but what's up and going!

Raising money for the MKE LGBTQ Center 🏳️‍🌈 Tons of prizes and donation bonuses to mess with the commander games 👀👏

twitch.tv/tappytoeclaws 👈

Oh but they're stainless steel and sync to your smart phone (and do all these different things a fridge has no business doing!)

fr fr that was exactly my (and my realtor's) thought.

Looking forward to seeing what Shan does with the place LOL

I literally passed over a condo last week because the washer, dryer, stove and fridge were "all new" but were the sort of brand that i'd be replacing in two years. Like why bother when I'm gonna spend another 8k in two years all at once for no reason. 🙄

Stream is set to go live ~1100 TOMORROW August 2nd and our donation campaign is LIVE RIGHT NOW 👏🏳️‍🌈
tilt.fyi/NyPV4vONWW

Stay tuned for the game line-up! We have a ton of donation prizes from the community already (but we are still happy to take more - DM @cmassive13.bsky.social 💜)

This is brought to you by my parents who just replaced their w+d for the first time in 25 years.

Long gone are the days where a w+d lasts 20 years... heck like literally *every* home appliance isn't what it used to be. It's *bad*

Still doesn't feel real...

I'm so happy for y'all 😭

This is art

This. This is the take.