Leah 🦇

I am this close to replacing my bedroom tv with one of those stupidly expensive frame TVs even though 90% of my watching hours are Fireplace Ambience youTube videos. But that’s exactly the point of those TVs, no?

blue collar this, white collar that. if we really cared let’s rearrange society to have dual hybrid careers🗣️ How about I do my silly thought leadership corporate LARP MWF, and tile your bathroom Tues Thurs. Reduce health risks of both extremes by removing the extreme. Plus I want to learn to tile 🥲

shoving my queen bed into the smallest room of my house desperately seeking even a hair of relief from the most Professional Upstairs Neighbors I’ve ever had

Like that’s great to hear my guy thanks for sharing

multiple men in my life over the past week: “I agreed with some things that CK said, but ABC thing was completely wrong of him to say”
me: “oh cool cool cool” IM IN DANGER

yaaaaya a 25yo just told me that I do NOT look like I’m turning 34 at ALL. which is such a 25yo thing to think, but I’m still gonna cherish this remark for the entire next year

it’s below 65 degrees with a breeze I’m getting my personality back maybe life is worth living

one of the texts for my class this semester is a book I read like seven years ago when I wanted to go back to school but couldn’t afford it. I’ve never felt more academically superior in my life than right now

like I get that the old glide dental floss was straight up PFAS and I probably have rearranged DNA from using it for 15 years but the new glide floss shreds between my teeth like any other floss so what’s the POINT!!! 😩😤😩

trying not to shit my pants as Centerpoint tears up the road in front of my house 50 feet from my very centenarian and very settled foundation

I just bought TWO blazers (up from zero blazers) for days I have Important Stuff At Work. For my corporate LARP costume closet. Even though Corporate Girly Leah is a literal paid actor she does pay all my bills. we buy her clothes that are dry clean only and we don’t whine about it

just had a horrifying realization 10 years of corporate emails and slide making I’m pretty sure I’ve been writing weather instead of whether this entire fucking time

My brain to my body: maybe we don’t need to take this vitamin D supplement right now, it’s the middle of summer

My body to my brain: that’s fine, but here is the nighttime unshakably disturbing existential dread you ordered, enjoy!

I know it’s time to get my eyebrows waxed when I look in the mirror and get increasingly upset how much I look like my mom. 10 minute wax appointment oh THERE I AM thank GOD 😭

I like it here fine but every few months I find myself scrolling through my dormant tw***er profile like a grandmother flipping through her ancient high school year book remembering her lost love and how she never found it again

The thing about all my weight fluctuations in the last two decades is every ten pounds I have to totally relearn how to play volleyball under that specific set of physics which is so silly

WHY DO PEOPLE WHO HIKE TREAT HIKING LIKE ITS A UNIVERSALLY LOVED ACTIVITY

IM SORRY NO

OUTSIDE CAN BE BREATHTAKING, ACHINGLY BEAUTIFUL, YES

SWEAT AND SUNBURN AND PUDDLES BUGS AND DUST TRUDGING FURTHER AND FURTHER FROM MEDICAL TREATMENT OH BTW NOW YOU HAVE TO RETRACE ALL YOUR STEPS BACK NO!!

hate when I wake up dreading a day and by noon get five minutes to breathe and confirm I was 100% justified in my dread ☠️

marketing is super funny I got this lip gloss sample called 💦FAT LIP DRIP OIL💦 and the formula and taste is identical to any drug store lip gloss in 2004 (an unmatched era). like, they could have just said that!

going on 28 hours of babysitting my niece this weekend who I love dearly and we’ve been having a blast but my god I’m hiding in the corner googling

once a year, in the middle of summer like this, there’s a window where I’m brave enough to buy a couple fresh peaches from the grocery store and I’m sent to heaven as I devour, DEMOLISH those peaches over the kitchen counter like a goblin and say wow can’t wait do this again next year

I’m not burnt out it’s just coincidence I haven’t hit a PR in weeks, crawl into bed immediately after work sleeping by 8:30, everything irritates me, I want to sell my house and quit my job and…wait

like wow yes the privilege of being able to keep my stress in check most of the time really is the thing

been wearing an Apple Watch for seven years and therefore have seven years of heart rate data which is SICK AF and it’s also sooooo wild to look at certain periods of time where my resting rate is different like oh that’s when I bought my house, oh that’s when work was really easy and chill

I keep thinking lately how my knees calves ankles quads have been feeling the least amount of general ~pain~ in YEARS despite powerlifting three days a week, and coincidentally this is the least amount of volleyball that I have not played in.. Well.. decades. Boooooo tomato tomato

Suspect showed few signs of political extremism before lawmaker shootings Friends and associates say Vance Boelter, who was apprehended late Sunday and charged with murdering a state lawmaker and her husband, was mild-mannered and did not appear to be fixated on politics.

This is continued journalistic malpractice from the @startribune.com normalizing a violent white male suspect. He owned a private security company called Praetorian Guard, traveled overseas to preach against abortion and LGBTQ+ people, and attended a bible college that preaches "violent prayer."

The radicalization of the American right is THE story of US politics over the last four decades and political reporters are still not allowed to talk about it

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