✨ Absent Mae ✨

YouTube video by Geotic - Topic The Sound of a Blooming Flower

some beauty just annihilates

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5KwL...

perfection

nah I'm shaking off the shackles here

if I don't say "fuck" once every five minutes it feels like I'm drowning

if I'm not disquieting and confrontational and shitposty and slutty then I'm not even me tbh

I honestly don't know why I want an account with my name and face on it. I mean I guess I thought I would bait the Instagram gang but. The real me is off saying truly unhinged things in every dimension in secret hell. Maybe I've gotta collapse the selves again.

where the hell do I snag this beautiful monstrosity?

I swear to god this was not on purpose

...then why the fuck did I make this account?!

I believe in myself and all that, but normalposting is so unnatural to me. How do y'all do it? I don't understand...

I'm so delirious with COVID that I almost just normalposted over in my shitpost account

yeeeeah that's the mood

oh thank god this charade is over

smoke 'em if you've got 'em

true

I think maybe I fundamentally have no idea how to present myself as a normal person!

I'm shitpost eternal but the public doesn't know that

it's worth noting that some of you don't know the difference between "better than twitter" and "good"

rest assured, the gulf is deep and wide

keep trying to think of normal things to say but every time I start typing it's just another rambling anecdote about hitting my boob on a doorframe

"I sure am sick of companies harvesting my data," I say, creating yet another new account for a different company and feeding it data

surely I can keep this regular, public account totally normal