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Amelia

@parkdalecryptid.bsky.social

they/them; artist ostensibly, hater for sure, probably looking at a heron somewhere

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 Chickadee perched on sumac facing left

Chickadee perched on sumac facing left

Same chickadee now pointing directly towards camera

Same chickadee now pointing directly towards camera

Same chickadee faces left now holding a piece of sumac in its beak

Same chickadee faces left now holding a piece of sumac in its beak

Who wants to see pics from todayโ€™s cold walk most photogenic chickadee poses for me w sumac snack

16.02.2026 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The pope. But I am loving pope as adjective

13.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JOYCE MESSIER - โ€œOf bodies of water and forest-covered surfaces, clusters of light where the cities lie. You've seen the montage, we all have -- this world is enough,โ€ she concludes.

CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.

11.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also if your only point of reference for fragrance is getting blasted into next week by Axe or bath and body works there are so many esoteric perfume houses that will have you smelling like a whole vibe. The world is larger than just adolescent musk and sugar cookie vanilla sparkle

11.02.2026 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cannot recommend enough trying perfume samples for gender reasons smell is an underrated means of euphoriaโ€ฆ spend $3 todayโ€ฆ

11.02.2026 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boomers are right about ellipses I love trailing off

11.02.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love my simp wife @suswave.bsky.social

10.02.2026 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finallyโ€ฆ some guy here to tell women not to curseโ€ฆ the worldโ€™s been waitingโ€ฆ

10.02.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ“ข ITโ€™S NOT INCLUSIVE IF THEYโ€™RE ALL THIN ๐Ÿ“ข

09.02.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your average self identified inclusive artist cannot conceptualize a fat person. Bonus points if theyโ€™re queer

09.02.2026 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stand up straight at the foot of your nutโ€ฆ

08.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Humiliating to think of yourself as a person who doesnโ€™t watch movies โ„ข realizing you watch a lot of movies

08.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Diversity win asshole leaving pickle chip residue on game controller that makes your wife go I am wiping this off immediately is not a man

05.02.2026 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YEAHHHHH โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

05.02.2026 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spent most of the day meditatively scraping the flesh side of leather to thin it feeling deeply attuned to the grand arc of timeโ€ฆ Iโ€™m not knapping flint and have a very sexy knife instead but goddamn for an afternoon a person thousands of years ago and I had something in common isnโ€™t that reassuring

05.02.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AUGH ๐Ÿ–ค

04.02.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of four super cool art prints and some stickers on top of an IKEA aftonsparv themed blankie.

One of the prints depicts Lake Superior, another some super fleshy mushrooms, another some incredibly horny fungusy decay, and another a very fleshy pomegranate.

I actually don't think I have any better words to properly describe them. They're super cool. I love them! Nothing I ever write will make them justice.

A photo of four super cool art prints and some stickers on top of an IKEA aftonsparv themed blankie. One of the prints depicts Lake Superior, another some super fleshy mushrooms, another some incredibly horny fungusy decay, and another a very fleshy pomegranate. I actually don't think I have any better words to properly describe them. They're super cool. I love them! Nothing I ever write will make them justice.

Got some incredible prints from @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social (after a short bureaucratic fight with a post cop)

These are getting framed and walled ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

03.02.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lotta ppl trying for body positivity when they canโ€™t even manage body neutrality. Next extra medium poster rolling up with GIRLS who have a SINGLE ABDOMINAL FOLD when they DELIBERATELY BEND OVER deserve LOVE TOO owes me $70 or needs to get fat immediately

03.02.2026 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICE resistance everywhere but especially in the twin cities is anarchism in action btw and it is built on the organizing and principles of Black Lives Matter and AIM work. Government wants to disappear your community and Dems twiddling their thumbs? Do it without them.

03.02.2026 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Quote from article: 

"A major Somali shopping center called Karmel Mall closed for the day. Daycare centers were forced to close when their staff demanded the day off. Workers forced a major AT&T call center to close. The biggest nursing home in the Twin Cities metro area held mandatory all-staff meetings to threaten to fire employees who participated, but those scare tactics failed and they faced mass absenteeism. The combined population of Minneapolis and Saint Paul is less than 750,000; that Friday, we saw an estimated 100,000 people take the streets in sub-zero temperatures. It is safe to conclude that at least one out of every eight Twin Cities residents took part in the general strike."

Quote from article: "A major Somali shopping center called Karmel Mall closed for the day. Daycare centers were forced to close when their staff demanded the day off. Workers forced a major AT&T call center to close. The biggest nursing home in the Twin Cities metro area held mandatory all-staff meetings to threaten to fire employees who participated, but those scare tactics failed and they faced mass absenteeism. The combined population of Minneapolis and Saint Paul is less than 750,000; that Friday, we saw an estimated 100,000 people take the streets in sub-zero temperatures. It is safe to conclude that at least one out of every eight Twin Cities residents took part in the general strike."

"The leaderless character of the resistance to ICE in Minnesota is precisely what has made it effective. The everyday anarchism of the Minneapolis revolution is its greatest strength."

Amazing report from @crimethinc.com on the recent general strike in #Minneapolis. crimethinc.com/2026/02/01/c...

02.02.2026 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1243    ๐Ÿ” 324    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

it is both liberating and terrifying to be secure in the knowledge that transgender people are literally the divine force of good against evil on the game board of human history

01.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally nothing better on planet earth than a specific tool Iโ€™m going to be riding the high of this new (leather) skiver for WEEKS

02.02.2026 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Decompress from the horrors of navigating software by drawing flesh. This is universal advice

28.01.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally forever pry my pixels out of my cold dead hands (and fuck 3D modelling for making me use vectors)

28.01.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mae did some wizard shit in Illustrator for me my little plant trellis is printing now but holy FUCK whyyyy

28.01.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God forbid a multitalented bitch want to extrude an SVG in Blender for printing purposes. Heaven for-fucking-fend

28.01.2026 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extra shout out to Adobe Fresco for being like ooo we have vector brushes and then REFUSING TO EXPORT AS A VECTOR WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT A VECTOR BRUSH IF YOU WERENโ€™T EXPORTING AS A VECTOR

28.01.2026 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I FUCKING HATE VECTORS THINGS SHOULD BE THE SIZE THEY ARE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUUUUUU and why donโ€™t you WORK

28.01.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

28.01.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Desperately seeking photos of cool rocks youโ€™ve (yes you) have found where you live. Enrichment for my enclosure. Will trade pics of fossils and agates Iโ€™ve found honestly and also amethyst and sodalite that were from pick through a mine pile type situations

27.01.2026 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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