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Amelia

@parkdalecryptid.bsky.social

they/them; artist ostensibly, hater for sure, probably looking at a heron somewhere

21 Followers  |  25 Following  |  99 Posts  |  Joined: 08.10.2024  |  1.9517

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Addendum sorry thatโ€™s $200 USD which is $275 Canadian blood soaked maple leaves each. Who doesnโ€™t wear a mask in a grocery store and wants my PayPal link (grocery store maskers can also have it but they do not owe me recompense for disappearing me from public life)

05.08.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My beautiful and powerful wife has been on the phone for fucking ever calling anyone who could be called and it looks like our best bet is going to be literally driving across the border to pay $200 out of pocket each (we cannot afford this or the car rental it necessitates). Unreal

05.08.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€˜Oh but surely because they say theyโ€™ll have access for people with qualifying conditions that means theyโ€™ll have stock somewhere for youโ€™ ppl who are not materially marginalized by COVID live on the fucking moon

05.08.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

POV youโ€™re immunocompromised and due for a booster but Ontario orders vaxxes twice a year with a carve out for immunocompromised people but if you call city public health they shrug and if you call provincial public health theyโ€™re mad you have that number and youโ€™re living Brazil 1985 w no tubes.

05.08.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Mr Evrart is helping me find my cat

05.08.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your cozy game looks great but Iโ€™d like it a lot more if it were about two girl failure detectives solving a murder but moreso about communism and imperialism and community and being the most fucked up man alive. And a bug

05.08.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Urgent has anyone come up with quippy verbiage for the inverse of the young witch looking for her lost cat in the alps tweet

05.08.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Decimae Polymorphic composer meandering in rain. Working on Grรถgol Bonanza.

Bandcamp Friday will end...

but if you buy my music today, and listen to it, and let it melt your feral little brain โ€“ then, and only then, will my spirit live on

01.08.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God gives the longest hair and fattest asses to his strongest nonbinaries who frequently have to interact with healthcare systems

31.07.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rlly loved while hospitalized that they print pronouns on your hospital bracelet for every healthcare provider to ignore entirely and then you just kind of hope nobody reads them so it begs no comment or explanation and yr just kinda vaguely anxious and dysphoric the whole time. Save the ink!

31.07.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Throwing people *over there* into the maw of imperialism is totally fine as long as *my* life remains the same and asking that Palestinians NOT be pulped by a rainbow Raytheon knife missile in order to get my vote is actually the same as voting for Trump!!!!!! You have to be practical!!!

31.07.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone yell at Mae pls I roughed out such beautiful sprites

30.07.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ko-fi.com/garyopa

Heโ€™s on Ko-fi too!

29.07.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to GaryOPA Restarting His Life, organized by Gary Bowser Hello everyone, my name is Gary Bowser aka GaryOPA as many of you know I am now in the processโ€ฆ Gary Bowser needs your support for GaryOPA Restarting His Life

How about every time we do Nintendoโ€™s PR work for them (especially fan artists) we donate five bucks to Gary Bowser, a man whose life they literally ruined for copyright infringement:

www.gofundme.com/f/garyopa-re...

29.07.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fishnets: played out, easily accessible, deeply impractical beyond aesthetics

One second hand compression sock: implies a narrative, mysterious allure, visual reminder of the frailty of the flesh, genderless, practical, ugly to the point it horseshoes back to sexy

28.07.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fishnets are out for 2025 btw now weโ€™re eroticizing wearing one secondhand knee high compression sock

28.07.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

28.07.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HELL yeah gonna try this!!

27.07.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg!! Whatโ€™s your pickled apple slice recipe!!!!

27.07.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a huge quick pickle and fridge ferment head but I never even consideredโ€ฆ beautifulโ€ฆ..

27.07.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between calls to payment processors, if you are Canadian, American, or British, make calls to your government representatives to pressure them to stop allowing the starving of Palestinians, stop sending weapons to Israel, and stop arresting activists demanding an end to Palestinian genocide

26.07.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@suswave.bsky.social : โ€˜smash shit get fossilโ€™
Me: โ€˜much like our daily livesโ€™

26.07.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DONKEY KONGโ€™S GOT CRINOIDS????

26.07.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg yay!!! Wow!!! Thank you again!! ๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿ’

26.07.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Back to my vesicles

25.07.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also scalding take here if thereโ€™s a degree of concern that if other ppl knew who to contact for tote bags that might make the tote bag market more competitive maybe your work isnโ€™t as unique as you think it is lol

25.07.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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