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i think i just had one of the objectively worst days in my life but i dont feel bad because i cannot think

omg i just read my old posts i will bury myself why was i so corny help

goodday blueskylers

why do i lowkey always tweak when someone is yelling i dont even have trauma bro 😭

i dont even care anymore

unglad to announce that i'll be inactive here and wont be returning (probably)

me: *reads a post*
me: :|
me: *reads a comment under the post saying "why is this so funny?"
me: LMFAO FR

at least german makes fucking sense (most of the time) (ignore the articles, theyre the black sheep of our family, the rowdy teenagers, we dont like them either because we dont understand them, just like you) but like we just stack words together and you find that weird? you dont even have rules

like tell me one more time that german is scary and i'll throw an english dictionary at you and the mental pain of seeing those darned spellings will hurt more than the physical pain of having a book thrown at your head

business. fucking BUSINESS??? BU SI??? i mean i'd accept buisness because at least then the worst part would be that the u is silent but... business...... its just wrong.... how... why....... im scared of languages sometimes

I am both the jester and the king. or in other words, i laugh at my own jokes

there was a period of time where i thought air fryer was just a meme in the internet because you cant fucking fry air

i listened to 15 songs at the same time and i think part of me ascended and the rest died

well, happy 2025, i wish the best to you all

just for your info, im not even in the spiderman fandom thingy, i know like nothing abt anything

honestly whats up with bad spiderman costumes. i've seen so many. have i ever seen a weird batman costume? not a single time. when i was younger, i started a fucking collection of cursed spiderman pictures, and i think i might do it again

insects are amazing

amazing

very random fun fact my grandma doesnt dislike cotards solution by will wood

i keep forgetting that those crafter things in minecraft are actually a thing. like, yes, that happend. i had to open minecraft to check if theyre real. what the fuck

insect appreciation tweet!!?

me: i wish people would be more direct about things

also me: *has literally never been direct in their entire life*

turns out i also shouldnt sing too deep for my range or wtv its called

i did it again (my throat hurts) (i think i woke up my parents) (its 6 am currently) (yes i forgot to sleep) (my parents room is right next to mine so they heard me sing i will die of embarassment now)

turns out singing very loud songs while having a cold isnt the greatest idea but we all make mistakes so its okay so i will do it again

its a gamble, really. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt, and there are no clear patterns :(

i hate it when i listen to a song to get it unstuck from my brain only for it to get MORE STUCK

like is it really that much of a waste of time to just tell me whats it about? like, saying one sentence about the premise?? is it that hard?

and before anyone tells me "but you can just start the movie and then leave if you dont like it" no? i cannot? first of all its rude to say "yeah sure i'll watch it" and then not do that (in my head at least) and second of all i dont know if its gonna get good after i stop watching?

Person: Hey wanna watch this movie, its called [weird title] and [random actor] is in there
Me: thank you for providing me with enough info to judge if i want to watch this movie! i can totally know if i'd like it now!