Christine Lambden

This is Iliamna. She made a new best friend, who happens to be a balloon. Really thought they would have more time together. 12/10 (TT: andreal.corbin)

Remember, if someone has the audacity to tell you that there’s “no market” for a career as the eccentric yet mysterious owner of a quaint bookstore on a cobblestone side street in Edinburgh that doubles as a café and triples as a cat rescue, then they were never your true friend.

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.

This is Zebby. He finally managed to catch his tail. Super proud of the accomplishment and would like to pretend no one saw the part right after. 12/10 (IG: zebbythegolden)

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Happy #Caturday!

Lol!!!!!

We have to act like the MAGA in one precise way. We must act as if we are part of the fight, that we have some agency, and we’re not just victims of our often feckless Democratic leadership.

Facts are facts: Right-wing extremists account for the overwhelming majority of extremist-linked deaths in America.

My oh my. Who could have seen that coming?

"evidence is piling up that AI is failing to deliver in the real world. The tech giants pouring the most money into AI are nowhere close to recouping their investments." www.thebulwark.com/p/how-to-eva...

Dazzalation Drive in Wye, MT

Normalize making up words when you’re naming streets!!

Here, fixed it.

This is Watson. She doesn’t support testing cosmetics on animals unless it’s like this. 12/10 (TT: x.larajane)

Image of an eye on a starry night sky with text that says “Embrace imposter syndrome. Revel in the fact you have fooled everyone. You are a Trickster Goddess.

I don’t know who needs this today, but here you go..

today's online parlor game:

Name up to three films whose lines you endlessly quote in all sorts of contexts.

As is traditional, I'll go first:

• Meet Me in St. Louis
• Love and Death
• The Sunshine Boys*

*So yes, films based on plays are fine.

This is Basil. She just wanted to let you know that you can run, but you can't hide. 13/10 (TT: christaniner)

TMNT was right… 🐢 🐈‍⬛

Came across Jon Stewart at the airport on our way to NYC ~2001.
He told us, “Oh great! Yes, come to New York. There’s LOTS of room. You’ll love it. Smells like strawberries.”

I've been waiting to share this for MONTHS. I work on the NASA IMAP mission and I am so grateful for the Star Trek team's support of NASA space science. In honor of Strange New Worlds' season 3 premiere, here is Ethan Peck tell YOU to follow us at IMAPSpaceMission on FB & Insta!

LLAP, my Trekkies!🖖🏻

#booksky

Strangely comforting advice I like to live by...

This is Sirius. He wanted to show off all of his best unconventional tricks. 14/10 what an absolute pro

Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.

Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

I could not agree more. As a life-long Dem, I have never felt our party to be weaker or more lost. We desperately need real vision, leadership, and a dedication to service over self-interest. Show us you care more about our collective future than your reelection.

Cashier: "Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?"
Me: "Holy shit, yes of course…I had no idea we were that close."