j (he/him)

God told me I can decide who lives and dies I think u guys should watch yourself

01.06.2025 04:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pulling up the furry line chart to defend my hyper mobile ears

27.05.2025 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry drunk thinking abt shane dawson while pooping and even on ozempic bitch is clearly one frappe from failing organs

23.05.2025 11:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how do I explain to people that I actually prefer ppl be bigger comma if I think someone is a demon incarnate (a lot of these hoes) I, a 2xl baddie, am allowed to call a demon a hippopotamus, a vacuum, a Damn Diabetic Dodgeball, etc

23.05.2025 11:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

how the fuck did I get strep that turned to scarlet fever in the year 2025

25.04.2025 07:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry if I'm incomprehensible I have strep that's turning to scarlet fever cut a guy some slack

25.04.2025 06:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hope everyone knows having a high tolerance and being 4 months older than all my friend makes me feel like her

22.04.2025 13:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my mouth won't make the sound right

08.01.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

everytime I get cigarettes a switch of my pronunciation of Marlboro and I've never been called on it

08.01.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0