Reggie Fart

he wants me boypregnant!!!!!?

poopbutt

alice climbed up on my chest and farted in my face then purred and laid down oh i hate her

You can only earn your bisexual stripes if you are the sole Cis person in your friend group of Trans people, but you fit in mysteriously well despite no egg vibes

hi fi beats to suck balls to

A black and white cat crouched low to the ground, staring intensely with glowing eyes from the shadows.

POV: You are the chicken

My cat is terminally obsessed with hanging out. She’s purr addicted. Nap derangement syndrome

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

[takes a hit of my papal vape]

fuck i got addicted to fart pills fuck

Yearning for Reagan is a special kind of fuck you because not only was Reagan extremely bad for the country but he killed an entire generation of queer people and given how this country is trying to legislate trans people out of existence, if you believe Reagan is good kindly eat my shit and hair

🟥 Blindspot for the Right:
Navajo Nation leaders have raised concerns over reports that at least 15 Indigenous people in Arizona and New Mexico were questioned or detained by federal agents during recent immigration sweeps.
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2025 year of the freak

who wants to install my bidet

can’t believe it’s a crime (punishable by death) to be sexy now…be careful out here guys

NOOOOOOOO

going to bash my head in the car door who’s joining me

evil tranny summer will last as long as we all carry it in our hearts

i was so mad

maybe shouldn’t have told my boss im ready to blow my brains out but in my defense

cats lowkey relatable as shit like yea bro meow

i’ll have you know i only looked up garfield, the communists came naturally to me

That one serf who’s too petulant

#polyphobic

follow some of my following

i need charcuterie board NOW

i love crimson so much

If I was Boxer in Animal Farm it wouldn’t have gone down like that