@theproestdwarf.bsky.social
I have a cat, a history degree, and no bellybutton. In other words, your average bisexual Muslim dwarf. (She/her)
Impossible creature
12.10.2025 08:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, Bert Puttocks would be a GREAT drag king name
11.09.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm glad I'm not the only one who comes to this post to curse your name when you repost it and the song gets stuck in my head for days.
11.09.2025 19:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Magnificent.
30.08.2025 07:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That is so disappointing especially considering the background of the original comic. What a let down, after enjoying the show.
18.07.2025 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Four people, or one person and eight swords
17.07.2025 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ridiculously handsome
09.06.2025 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Kiska, a white and tabby cat, sleeps on top of her cat tree with her tail and back legs hanging off, revealing her multicolored beans.
I love this scrunkly old lady so much
08.06.2025 03:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's gonna pet that cat.
17.05.2025 05:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You work so hard, Jorts. You deserve a raise.
29.04.2025 06:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a jovial fella
29.04.2025 06:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Absolutely unhinged
08.04.2025 05:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's DELIGHTFUL.
06.04.2025 07:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0President of the Handsome Guy Club
18.03.2025 03:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Even just reading this here is like a twinge in my mental irritation nerves
11.03.2025 17:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The whole thing is so unbelievably ludicrous that if I didn't see it happening I would think "oh, that's something from Saturday Night Live" or along those lines.
09.03.2025 10:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your pictures make me blush like the shy girl being noticed by the incredibly charismatic person at school -- well done!
08.03.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Majima tellling a rabbit mascot suit guy “Don't worry about it. I got a simple credo: someone's a dick, fuck 'im up.”
Let’s all bring a little Goro Majima energy to the rest of the year
03.03.2025 03:42 — 👍 239 🔁 74 💬 0 📌 1I'm so sorry.
03.03.2025 07:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's just something about a real shiny beetle
02.03.2025 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0- One of my 10 year old niece's friends is an asshole and I go off on a pre-teen
- I go on a vacation to Unspecified Europe Location and the hotel room is sub-par
Since I got my BIPAP my dreams have gotten both more vivid and more mundane, including:
- I buy tickets to Hugh Jackman in the Music Man for my mother, and she is an ungrateful bitch
- Markiplier tells me how to cook ube and to eat more kimchi
I couldn't believe it as I was watching it, I kept glancing at my mom like "is this really happening? I'm not hallucinating?"
28.02.2025 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zeleknsky's eyebrows are saying SO MUCH during Trump's fucking unhinged rant about Hunter Biden.
28.02.2025 17:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing it so handsomely, too.
24.02.2025 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love this handsome old fella so much
20.02.2025 23:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She's so fluffy it's ridiculous, I love her
13.02.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If it weren't for autocorrect somehow parsing the gibberish that comes out of me, I'm fairly sure people would think I was having a stroke any time I type on my phone, at this point.
10.02.2025 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Somehow this is what annoyed me the most about it
10.02.2025 20:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0she craves the filth water
10.02.2025 20:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
