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Documenting every animal I encounter 🌿

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Trev giving his review of red white and royal blue

07.12.2025 12:34 — 👍 17    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 1

Watching red white and royal blue with the rats we are loving it it's so cute ahhh

06.12.2025 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beautiful...!!

04.12.2025 16:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Chinese hamster named Skateboard being gently grasped in my hand. She looks calm and very adorable.

A Chinese hamster named Skateboard being gently grasped in my hand. She looks calm and very adorable.

A Chinese hamster named Skateboard being gently grasped in my hand. She looks calm and very adorable.

A Chinese hamster named Skateboard being gently grasped in my hand. She looks calm and very adorable.

A Chinese hamster named Skateboard being gently grasped in my hand. She is hugging my thumb and has an alert expression.

A Chinese hamster named Skateboard being gently grasped in my hand. She is hugging my thumb and has an alert expression.

A Chinese hamster named Skateboard being gently grasped in my hand. She is hugging my thumb and has an alert expression.

A Chinese hamster named Skateboard being gently grasped in my hand. She is hugging my thumb and has an alert expression.

good afternoon

03.12.2025 20:13 — 👍 20    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 1

I am regularly crop dusted by an evil 500g man

He also "cleans" me with the same mouth I've seen him eat his own poo with :/

04.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This was a very good book!! Written in verse, about a mildly embarrassing intimate moment becoming a soul destroying meme. It genuinely completely absorbed me. It's also made me miss using hashtags.

#BloodMoon #NoShame #ItsOnlyBlood

04.12.2025 14:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holds my foot 🙂

02.12.2025 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Maybe soon they'll have their first thoughts 🤩

02.12.2025 12:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hahaha yessss I actually remembered they were jelly baby branded the other day

01.12.2025 08:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dealing with Smithers death well it seems

29.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rats are kinda like an entire human soul crammed in a fat hamster body and they just show you what true friendship and love is for two years and then they just leave

29.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
A woman getting pretend eaten by a big fake alligator

A woman getting pretend eaten by a big fake alligator

I got ate

29.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently they tend to live longer as well?? I'm interested

29.11.2025 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
an ancient rex rat curled up under a fuzzy blanket like a little man. his paws and sticking out by his face, which has a sleepy look

an ancient rex rat curled up under a fuzzy blanket like a little man. his paws and sticking out by his face, which has a sleepy look

i feel this image of beemis on an existential level

26.11.2025 23:07 — 👍 103    🔁 26    💬 2    📌 0

Post it all here because WE will find it exciting!!!! I love when you can see their eye ring part, one of my guys has like the bluest eye ring

27.11.2025 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last night I spotted a shrimp carrying eggs in the tank!!!! I'm gonna be a shrimpma!!!

27.11.2025 13:50 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is kinda random but as a lifelong penny pincher I often consult this random PDF of actual likely food expiry dates past the printed date because I refuse to believe like milk and yoghurt goes off immediately. I highly recommend keeping this bookmarked to consult!! foodshare.com/wp-content/u...

27.11.2025 08:38 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Get Up (Full Version) - Marc Rebillet
YouTube video by Marc Rebillet's Junk Cam Get Up (Full Version) - Marc Rebillet

Embarrassingly I think I'm going to start scheduling in 10 minute dancing times because it counts towards moderate exercise. I remember dancing to this Marc Rebillet song during like lockdown 3, idk if I've even danced since then

youtu.be/uS5VqnjzpLo?...

25.11.2025 11:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God it doesn't help that she's so lithe and sports such defined musculature

25.11.2025 10:30 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Feeling like a rusted out bug eyed sprite this morning

25.11.2025 08:39 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Her ears are like rose petals 🩷

23.11.2025 22:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A woman holding a Yorkshire terrier

A woman holding a Yorkshire terrier

I love this pic of me and my parents dog Albert 🥰 my mum got him and herself matching sweaters!!!

23.11.2025 22:02 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

He was really valid for that one actually

23.11.2025 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A car nearly reversed into me today so I have ordered a dash cam lmao

23.11.2025 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Run free Nico x

23.11.2025 20:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I THOUGHT I MUTED IT!!! My housemate belches during the clip lmao

23.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I keep talking like Allan he's my fave character

23.11.2025 20:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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I'm watching top gear now why the hell is Jeremy dressed as Steven universe

23.11.2025 19:45 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He has a big nose : - )

23.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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