Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode

Psssst.. order Señor Moss a new sweater. Because I’m sure you forgot lmao

They looooove Cheerios lol. Mine particularly likes corn on the cob though. I’ll hold it for him and he just destroys it haha

Yeah she’s nabbed one wild turkey and a few squirrels. Otherwise she’s too lazy to bother. Haha

She’s a whole clown

I think she’s doing this to show the squirrel she almost merc’d earlier that she’s not a threat. 🙄

I…. Yeah. Akitas are sooooo scary. 🙄🤣🤣🤣

He is. But… he’s got chicken friends. When he’s not being a grump to them lol

I had two until Doodle died. He was the cuddliest lap turkey ever. They’re basically feather dogs lol

He’s getting old now.. but he’s a big baby. About 30 lbs haha

On today’s episode of unconventional pets… I have a very clingy turkey. While trying to walk and rake… this is where he wants to be. He’s clearly dealing with the passing of his brother in an unexpected way.

Fun fact: I was terrified of these guys when I got him. Now I give him hugs daily lol

Depends on the road. This place is mad overrun with the influx of people the last decade. Roads haven’t kept up. And while the mountains are gorgeous, there’s then the whole deer/elk/goat problem lol

There’s a couple left that are great but I won’t be terribly sad to leave here lol

Honestly I’m shocked it’s held out as long as it has here. Colorado is the queen of bipolar weather this time of year. Was literally out in a crop top and sandals one day last week and it was 38 degrees the next day lol oh well. Snowboarding season soon haha

And yeah. It might be mid 60s briefly again this week and it’ll probably be the last week for the year. Even in full gear, below 50 and I’m like nah I’m good lmao

I’m just mad Yamaha did what they did with the lineup. My kid just bought an R7 and I am giving it so much side eye LOL they just don’t sound great. R9 is okay I GUESS… but like… I like my beasties. R6 or R1 were GOATS.

R6. And shared custody of an RSV4 until I’m fully moved lmao (my bestie doesn’t ride it really over his R1m so I kidnap it, yay me lol)

But this weather 😭😭

Yessir. Much to everyone in my life’s chagrin LOL

As the saying goes, loud pipes save lives.

They just also save some of our sanity too lol

It’s always so brief with Loki 🤣

I promise he’s actually handsome. He’s just one of those… “it’s a good thing you’re pretty” cases, sometimes. 😆

Every so often he has two brain cells collide and has a thought…. Annnnnnd it’s gone.

I don’t know what kind of pokemon he is… but he’s my favorite. 🥹

Okay but how is this a bad thing!?

My favorite day dream is now imagining camels having meltdowns in place of honking road rage cases during rush hour. So much disobedience, lying down, and spitting. 🤣🤣🤣

Lmfao the camel diet

I want the reality of more kebabs, tbh.

Yes, I’m hungry and it’s almost lunch, so this may be affecting me lmao

Probably. 🤣

Unfortunately in my head it was nuns writing parking tickets that just said repent. 🤷‍♀️

I’m convinced these people just do mad libs then post the tweet.

I desperately want more… but… I’m kinda fine with it being left alone, if garbage is what we’ll get. I’m hoping for the best because that’s about all we can do… but if it’s a steaming pile I won’t be shocked either.

two women in armor with n7 on their chests ALT: two women in armor with n7 on their chests

Nooooo!! Fix it!

Yep. Same. Looks like I know what I’m doing for dinner 🤣🤣

Also, it’s N7 day.

Go play Mass Effect if you never have.

Play it again if you have.

That is all.