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Christopher Nuzzo

@hellonuzzo.bsky.social

• QA Supervisor for @VALORANT • MFA | English & Creative Writing • 80s Time Traveler • Opinions are mine alone. • cnuzzo.carrd.co "𝚃𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜, 𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜."

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Did I hear a “rock and stone”?

02.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Variety’s review of Melania is why I love writers.

“If they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out."

01.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

“I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened".
"So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us".

01.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God lord of the rings is timeless. Rewatching it has been so rewarding. Crying, cheering, and getting chills throughout. What a great series.

01.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Time keeps on slippin’ slippin’ slippin’, into the future…..”

31.01.2026 22:45 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Tomorrow is the final day of operations for a legendary ride: "Dinosaur" in Disney's Animal Kingdom. I have fond memories of going on this with my brother, having NO idea what to expect. It terrified him so I had to console him on the ride, but I was secretly kinda scared myself. I will miss it.

30.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man and a woman are dancing together in a club . ALT: a man and a woman are dancing together in a club .

"Flee from me, the worst is you and I
But my best enemy is you."

30.01.2026 09:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah that’s fair. Silent hill nails such a vibe and it’s the best of Japanese horror. The team who works on it at Konami are geniuses. This basically felt like if you gave first year college film students a big budget and said “make a silent hill movie.”

29.01.2026 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“I can make computers survive aquatic conditions, I know how to run a business, and I can make you wanna buy a product. Movers shakers and producers, me and my friends understand the future, I see the strings that control the systems, and I can do anything with no resistance.” - Handlebars, Flobots

29.01.2026 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your friend who liked it must be studied, I want to understand lol.

29.01.2026 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Posted my review lol

29.01.2026 08:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh god return to silent hill was in like my top 5 worst films I’ve ever seen. Please don’t waste your time just play silent hill 2. I could not wait for it to end.

29.01.2026 08:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
Hand holding six button Sega Mega Drive controller with 10-inch CRT TV in backdrop displaying Sonic the Hedgehog 2 title screen.

Hand holding six button Sega Mega Drive controller with 10-inch CRT TV in backdrop displaying Sonic the Hedgehog 2 title screen.

Doctor prescribed Sonic 2 on a 10-inch CRT.

28.01.2026 23:09 — 👍 922    🔁 73    💬 33    📌 8
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a man walks past a sign that says " welcome to silent hill " ALT: a man walks past a sign that says " welcome to silent hill "

Going to see Return to Silent Hill tonight, bracing for an awful film that is a blasphemous take on the franchise, I'll report back tomorrow :)

29.01.2026 04:56 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A Whole New World - Brad Kane and Lea Salonga (Behind the Scenes)
YouTube video by 0phiuchus A Whole New World - Brad Kane and Lea Salonga (Behind the Scenes)

This is their 1st take. This is how we did in the 90s, there was no auto tune, there were no PCs to correct any notes, just two singers and the instruments to record them. True talent right here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qsq...

28.01.2026 07:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“But you were always a good man of business, Jacob,' faltered Scrooge, who now began to apply this to himself.

Business!' cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. "Mankind was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business."
― Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

28.01.2026 07:12 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Had the best time finally running an in person game of “blood on the clocktower”, also played a ton of magic. So nice to see friends and make some good memories these days.

26.01.2026 23:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Mega64: SHADOW OF MORDOR
YouTube video by Mega64 Mega64: SHADOW OF MORDOR

"Oy! It's the Ranga!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG_P...

26.01.2026 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Replaying "Shadow of War" because I'm going to watch LotR the extended edition on Friday in theaters. 25 years ago that came out if you wanna feel old. Anyway the nemesis system from that game was so fun, no other game has done something like it, I would love a new studio to remake it in a new game.

26.01.2026 20:41 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Purple Rain

"Honey, I know, I know, I know times are changing.
It's time we all reach out for something new,
That means you too." - Prince, born in Minneapolis, Minnesota

open.spotify.com/track/1uvyZB...

26.01.2026 00:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The median home price in Los Angeles County in 1999 was approximately $188,000 to $197,000.

24.01.2026 07:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t want party like it’s 1999, I wanna shop for houses like it’s 1999.

24.01.2026 07:32 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Ya know. I’m a fan of the new iOS update Liquid Glass simply because it’s giving early UI 2000s aesthetics.

23.01.2026 23:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a really beautiful Hello Kitty map  #csgo #cs2 #cs3
YouTube video by Counter-Strike skills a really beautiful Hello Kitty map #csgo #cs2 #cs3

Someone on X said "Is this what Valorant is like?" That's it, REPORTED! 😂

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7BT...

23.01.2026 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you're expecting that important call from an unknown number but it's a telemarketer.

23.01.2026 20:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re reverting alright! 😂

22.01.2026 15:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a pompous English major, the slow erosion of the meanings of the words “lag” and “literally” always hurts my soul when I hear it in the wild.

22.01.2026 14:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Years ago, my friend was driving, we're in a convertible and we're engaged in some discussion that interested us so much we missed the green light. Finally someone honks at us to go, and a car flew through the intersection where we'd have been and crashed. Your reservations can expire at any moment.

21.01.2026 20:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are too many great games right now. If nothing else despite all the awfulness in the world at the moment, I can at least always count on the escape of a golden age of gaming.

21.01.2026 01:47 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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