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Christopher Nuzzo

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• QA Supervisor for @VALORANT • MFA | English & Creative Writing • 80s Time Traveler • Opinions are mine alone. • cnuzzo.carrd.co "𝚃𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜, 𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜."

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Latest posts by hellonuzzo.bsky.social on Bluesky

“Woke up today, looked at your picture just to get me started.” -Luther Vandross

23.11.2025 23:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Paramore-or-less on Instagram: "Join us at Molly Malone’s Irish pub, December 5th! Warm up alongside us with some nostalgic tunes and a hot Irish whiskey. 🍀 Cover $15 Ages 21+ Tickets Link: https://... 25 likes, 3 comments - paramoreorlessband on November 17, 2025: "Join us at Molly Malone’s Irish pub, December 5th! Warm up alongside us with some nostalgic tunes and a hot Irish whiskey. 🍀 Cover $15...

Just tossing this out there! I’m in a Paramore cover band in LA. If you’re in the so cal area and want to come out I’d love to see you there. If you find me after the set and say you’re from Bluesky I will also 100% buy you a Guinness. 🍻

www.instagram.com/p/DRLmMBJkdx...

22.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a group of men are dancing in a living room with the words " production " and " developer " visible ALT: a group of men are dancing in a living room with the words " production " and " developer " visible

This is absolutely my favorite #QA gif.

22.11.2025 00:17 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is absolutely frying me 🤣🤣

20.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 95    🔁 10    💬 7    📌 0

“Let love replace all our hate.”

20.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Scott, I don’t know man it’s getting late, I’m sick of driving. I need a rest and I think that’s the only hotel in town.”

“So let’s go there. Let’s make our escape, c’mon let’s go there. Let’s ask ‘can we staaaaaaaay!’”

19.11.2025 23:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

John Connor: “We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.”
The Terminator: “It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.”
John Connor: “Yeah. Major drag, huh?”
#terminator

19.11.2025 08:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bill Clinton Plays Saxophone on Arsenio Hall #clinton #92 #saxophone #usa #democrat #president
YouTube video by ElectionTalk Bill Clinton Plays Saxophone on Arsenio Hall #clinton #92 #saxophone #usa #democrat #president

If I had to pick one clip that summarizes the 1990s, for me it'd be this moment.
www.youtube.com/shorts/f9u2n...

17.11.2025 21:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Welcome to Derry" connects to much of King's works. I love seeing the show paying homage to his bibliography. We have: "The Shining" (sort of "Dr. Sleep" as well), "The Dark Tower", "Shawshank Redemption", "11/22/63", and obviously "IT", did I miss any?

17.11.2025 07:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s always scarier to not show much of or explain the monster. That was the problem with this film.

17.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Josh Groban performs 'Evermore' - Beauty and the Beast: A 30th Celebration
YouTube video by Josh Groban Josh Groban performs 'Evermore' - Beauty and the Beast: A 30th Celebration

I'm not crying, you are! #BeautyandtheBeast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f33T...

16.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Band played our second show last night, despite awful monitor sound issues it went really well. We blew the roof off that brewery. 🍻

16.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ballad for guillotine #louvre #louvremuseum #paris #heist TikTok video by Jake Schroeder

I can’t stop thinking about this video. So many levels of comedy.

www.tiktok.com/@jake_amazin...

15.11.2025 09:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Devil Wears Prada 2, Scary Movie 6, Practical Magic 2, Gremlins 3. The world is healing.

14.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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That’s today!

14.11.2025 10:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Steam machine??? Those diabolical, noisy contraptions will never in a million years replace the horse and pony.

13.11.2025 13:16 — 👍 148    🔁 29    💬 0    📌 1

Everyone knows this year has been so crazy the nominations are highly likely to be a bloodbath.

There will be some snubs regardless - for GOTY, there'll likely be a strong case for each of them to win.

I'm sure everyone online understands and will be perfectly normal about this 🧍🏻‍♀️

13.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 91    🔁 4    💬 16    📌 0

Every time I watch "Inglourious Basterds" I am consistently blown away by the thought put into every single shot. So much symbolism, not to mention a master class in acting within every frame as well as dialogue that has you hanging on every word. My favorite war films show the humanity of history.

14.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Are the fumes the so called “steam” part of it?

12.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Finally got a steam deck. Someone told me first thing to do with it is “huff those sweet exhaust fumes.” 😆

12.11.2025 20:45 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Weekend Update: Jimmy Fallon on Trick-or-Treating - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Weekend Update: Jimmy Fallon on Trick-or-Treating - SNL

"Well she said it's cold outside and I said 'It's October.'"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeBY...

12.11.2025 03:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
TURN UP // ORA by OneTap Skin Reveal Trailer
YouTube video by VALORANT TURN UP // ORA by OneTap Skin Reveal Trailer

The team worked extremely hard to make this skinline happen. I am personally very proud of the work QA completed for ORA by OneTap, hope to see some aces from you all rewarded with epic tunes in-game soon. #VALORANT #RiotGames #ORA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkM2...

10.11.2025 17:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The 3DO was released in October 1993, with an asking price of $700, which in 1993 was equivalent to about $1,570 today. I remember playing it at circuit city one day and being blown away by the graphics. I knew at that price I’d never own it as a kid but the PlayStation wasn’t far behind.

09.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Incredible series. Glad I stayed up to watch worlds live with some friends. Congrats to the winners, the legend of Faker continues. #lolworlds #faker

09.11.2025 12:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arc Raiders encounter I just had, two people claiming they're friendly walking up on us guns drawn, they start giving us stuff and then close a door between myself, my party member and them and proceed to shoot him. I open the door and kill one "We were just joking!" Yeah right, wasted both of them.

09.11.2025 06:13 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This was so good. "BIG BEAR is a simple one location play that does something quietly extraordinary: McDonald's written a play that understands that love doesn’t always preserve friendships, sometimes it curdles them, because no one can hurt you quite like the people who love you most."

09.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Riftbounding the night away. One of the lucky souls that got a proving grounds box set.

09.11.2025 00:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GTA5 was released 2 years after announcement, we are now at 3 years after announcement for GTA6 if it is not delayed again.

06.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sadly Halloween has passed us by once more, but at least the comfort of the Holidays will soon be upon us. Here's some #90s nostalgia for ya.

06.11.2025 20:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Diet Coke: For those who just want something in their mouth without any consequences.

05.11.2025 17:30 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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