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Too manly to be a muppet, too muppetly to be a man 😢

In a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland, it’s hard to be the one bomb that didn’t explode. Can Sheldon Bombsworthy find a new reason to live, and maybe even fall in love with a pretty little irradiated monstrosity?

Rob Schneider is … Da Bomb!

I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my god, I was wrong.
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey
Yes, we finally made a monkey
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
I love you Dr. Zaius.!

Dave’s Basement Boutique

You now live in the basement. Basement Dave, waste management. Take the opportunity by the scruff. This is your empire now.

I was very disappointed when she tried to get teenagers smoking in the 90s

No, he’s more of the Nick Clegg type

Jar Jar never got invited anywhere, let alone to Palparties

He’s a feminist. Khal Drogo BELIEVES WOMEN!

Ronan and traitors sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g

If one more Irish person, business, sports club, etc, posts AI slop of Brad Pitt accompanied by a string of “oh 🤣 amazing” comments, I’m going to ask Morgan McSweeney to renegotiate our return to UK rule.

#speirgorm

If it had a functioning media, every question would be: do you think a lickspittle can effectively run a government?

The second two points suggest that he’ll try despite the first.

There is no Labour “soft left.”

Anybody who has witnessed the policies Starmer has enacted over the last year and a half, and remained in the Labour Party, is not left anything.

Lickspittle 👩‍🍳 💋

I’m your host, Tony Groves, and you’re watching … Big Ol Irish Heads*

*it’s kinda a mash up of Take Me Out and Naked Attraction where a woman or man has to decide which man to go on a date with, but all they can see is their big ol Irish head. Show is made for you to host.

Wait until people find out that Tony Groves is really three coddles in a trench coat.

I mean, they’ll probably be like, who? The coddle guy? And be really unsurprised.

You misheard, he said social-ish. Like, he enjoys a few quiet pints of Bass with the lads

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They exist but don’t have bank accounts

I also don’t understand the seemingly insatiable urge footballers have to take their shirt off.

I know you’re running around, but it’s Liverpool in February, you can’t be that hot!

This is the fundamental problem with Centrism. When far right ideology becomes mainstream, the centre point between that and mild social democracy is fervently right wing.

Starmer’s Labour is closer to Thatcherism than Blairism, and there’s nothing moderate about that.

We tried our best

Look, the people of Cork should not be held accountable for Macroom. They’re uncontrollable. The best we could do was put in a bypass, and encouraged them to emigrate.

You should be thanking us for sending him over to England in the first place.

Say what you want about Cummings, he brought entertainment, panto villain style granted, but entertainment. McSweeney was about as interesting as cold porridge.

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We go live now to footage of McSweeney advising Starmer on his next move after the last bit of far right pandering led to another drop in the polls:

Despite a year and a half of evidence to the contrary, this Labour Gov still thinks the most effective way to win the next general election is to pander to far right voters.

It’s a hole they keep digging and all the centrist dads will blame the left when Farage becomes PM.

Leftish of the world unite, you have nothing to lose except the run of yourselves

Can we find a different word other that “leftishly”? Cethan said leftishly with a leftish smugness, simultaneously unearned and assumed, like all those leftishly inclined.

It’s all so stupid and embarrassing.

Even if we ignore all the environmental/cultural/economic/data security/etc problems, how can any person do this without feeling like a massive eejit?

Can we bring back stockades for anyone caught using genAI?

There needs to be some form of public humiliation for them, and it would really boost community spirit too.