Some Weird Bitch

The chainsaw man tab has been ruined with pictures of Musk with that stupid chainsaw 😭 Republicans ruin everything

I've greatly been able to reduce my screen time by deleting a lot of the social media I was getting addicted too. Other than the crashing realization I don't know what else to do with my free time, I feel kinda free man.

I knew I wasn't fit for pole class the second they told me to take my feet off the ground

Happy Half-Price Valentine's Candy Day to all who celebrate

The biggest problem with most of you is you think Kendrick Lamar is your revolutionary friend.
Luigi Mangione is your revolutionary friend.

What's funny is I married someone who wasn't local to this area growing up too, so the second they ask what my maiden name is I know they gon' be checking

Finding jobs in a small town is so scary because wym you know half my family off last name alone

When they go low, go home.
Just get in your car and fucking leave, ain't no one going to stop you.

Working in a small town factory will really have you beefing with an 80yo bitch named Euladene 😫

I get that Deadwood is set in a time where people was racist but damn do they love dropping the n-word with tha hard R in it a bit too much.

not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot

My favorite form of rejection therapy is calling businesses and asking if they're hiring 😭😭

Some guy said he'd keep me safe from the creeps, didn't know how to say the pistol in my panties does a great job at this actually.

Dog laying with legs straight behind it in the sploot fashion

Das sploot 🖤

i stretch everyday so i can achieve this

Such a handsome fella 🥺🖤🖤

Happy Kendrick concert day for those that celebrate

Someone let me know when Kendrick's halftime is over so i can look it up on youtube because i have less than absolute zero desire to watch any of this Super Bowl

It sucks not being able to spend time with family because all they wanna do anymore is suck trump dick. They wonder why I never visit but when I do see them it takes less than 10 minutes for them to say something racist every time and I just dont have the energy anymore.

Got locked in my factory today, that was a new experience for me.

Wake the heck up

NOSHA? I stg the next stupid ass EO he puts out is gonna say sexual harassment in the workplace is encouraged.

I wish I could fucking sleep

I look like I'm okay but deep down I really miss some of the unhinged Facebook groups I was in

I don't know where the gravel in my driveway goes after the snow/rain, but I hope it thinks of me sometimes and knows I still care.

Deadbeat dad ass party

It's so optimistic some of yall still believe this is over in 4 years 🖤🖤

After 7 years, I'll have my car paid off in 3 months and I like to think I'll hold onto my tradition of crying when I finally get that title lien free in my hands 😌

Spot on from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social