Fish | D.N.A ceo

i only ever had nitro from free trials they gave me

/q ofc

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you're laughing. Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of foids came & spiked his cortisol levels, and you're laughing.

divided by language, united by understanding

the long overdue

Here, I didn't forget, I was just busy+lazy

funny part is i actually have a pic of her god tiered as well (mage of void)

we live in the worst timeline can the universe explode now pls

kanade project sekai if she was a homestuck

can't you satisfy the freight haulers with mysterious black orbs though?

i personally prefer the polar bear steak empire strategy, where i use my eternally orbiting axe to go slice off chunks of polar bear meat from a still-living polar bear and go to sell it to customers (after all, it is literally fresh off the corpse)

me when the red gooner gang brings the rizzler to edge us

the red gooner gang drops polar bear meat, dont worry, you aren't short of it.

just don't get into a -90 farenheit car crash as soon as you respawn

they're gonna have to rebuild you out of frozen logs and polar bear meat, rip

"You're cheating on me! WITH YOUR FUCKING COWORKER!"
"Kingshot game has NO ADS! Authentic cheating experience!"
"Understandable have a nice day"

"Please, is there any way I can bring back my wife? She's dying of cancer!"
"Kingshot has NO ADS, the authentic Death experience"
*My wife dies in my arms*

me when my wife is dying in my arms but i can't do anything about it since Kingshot has NO ADS, The Authentic Death of a Loved One Experience

"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something

sumtimes i feel like a scary monster n sumtimes i feel like a nice sprite

Erin, Madison and Sage sitting in a bar. We are all smiling and looking hot

So tonight was amazing. I need to move to California

Hey, pals, this study is headed by Lisa Littman, noted transphobe and pseudoscientist. She's on the advisory board for the genocidal anti-trans group GENSPECT.

Do not, under any circumstance, participate in this junk study.

YES SRS DO YOU THINK ID JOKE ABOUT SMTH SO IMPORTANT

TOMODACHI LIFE 2 DIRECT HAPPENED
THEY LET THE MIIS BE GAY

NO DONT
TOMODACHI LIFE IS WOKE

Even if it doesn’t seem like it, there is always hope for a better future. The worst thing you can do is not let yourself believe that

nepepa :D

"Thanks Doc" -soldier tf2

yep we appropriating a sharty term for this one because holy hell i can see the glowies from across state lines

Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on Pesterchum

I feel bad for all the JP mains
NOT EVEN A MONTH AFTER EVILOUS RERUN

WE GET A FUCKING SANRIO RERUN

also TWENTY SONGS ARE RELEASING IN FEBUARY

BASICALLY A SONG EVERY DAY