Hi, I'm Jim.

That's great! I hear it starts with an earthquake...?

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"IT MEANS HE'S A MALIGNANT NARCISSIST FASCIST IMBECILE RUSSIAN ASSET WHO IS HELL-BENT ON REVENGE AND PERSONAL ENRICHMENT YOU FUCKING MORONS!!! DO YOUR GODDAMNED JOBS AND REPORT THE REALITY!!!"

It's not just me, is it? Please tell me it's not just me.

I'm so sick of the media normalizing this fascist chaos. Trying to apply ordinary standards to this unprecedented mess. They keep talking about approval ratings, Congressional procedures, and "What do you suppose this means?" 🤔

And I just want to scream at the television...

Here a side-to-side comparison between Hitler and Musk and their salute...

you decide if this isn't a nazi salute

I have voted straight-ticket Democrat in every election that I've been eligible to since the age of 18. And I will continue to, even if it galls me to support a party that did absolutely nothing to prevent what's coming, despite multiple opportunities and avenues of recourse. #HoldingMyNose

How Mark Zuckerberg pivoted Meta to the right In recent months, CEO Mark Zuckerberg has made a series of specific moves to signal that Meta may embrace a more conservative administration.

This is what "obeying in advance" looks like. And it's fucking repulsive.

Watching the MAGAts eat each other over visas and immigration has been a desperately fascinating exercise. The entire movement is imploding, and we're still almost a month out from inauguration day. Still, seeing his base slowly realize he doesn't need them anymore...? Pure schadenfreude.

Playing a little #IndianaJonesAndTheGreatCircle. There's just something immensely satisfying in reminiscing about a time when everyone knew fascism was bad and punching the holy living shit out of Nazis was a moral imperative. A+++ highly recommend.

We Can Stop Trump Welcome to the resistance. I have a proposal for you for action at the end of this essay, but it will make more sense to you if first we talk more about “kompromat.” You will note that the word sounds...

The sitting president MUST act now. #DeclassifyTrump

Thank you. This is very helpful.

Came here to say this. Because...yup.

How amazing would it be if even just a small handful of sensible, non-MAGA Republicans changed parties? I could see Murkowski, Collins and maybe Portman abandoning the party that's abandoned them.

You can tell just how much it bothers him.

Good.

I still feel pretty comfortable blaming Garland. He slow-walked his slow walks. He waited EIGHTEEN MONTHS to appoint Jack Smith. TFG should have already been in a cell by the time it was time to file his candidacy paperwork.

Jesus. Just casually admits to heroin use without batting an eyelash. I'm old enough to remember when Bill Clinton had to fall back on, "...But I didn't inhale." I cannot fathom the world we find ourselves living in.

I mean, it seems like this *might* be a self-correcting problem...?

Leopards. Eating. Faces. #ZeroSympathy

So true. 💯

I mean, why not? It's all just gender-affirming care, right?

Of all the fights of all time, that was certainly one of them.

Those are his people. So, probably not — no.

Damn. Just...ugh. SOMEBODY on that side of the aisle HAS to have a brain, soul or heart. They just have to.

I just hope we're still having elections by then. I'm honestly pretty scared we won't.

Certainly not AS disappointed about the outcome of this matchup as the one last week — because I'm not as invested, and the outcome is hardly as consequential. But what the hell even is this timeline? I mean, for real, though?

Eric:Don Jr.::Qusay:Uday

They're both problematic people, but I'm pulling for Tyson. I just think the whole world could maybe stand to see a man of color beat the absolute tar out an overconfident mediocre white dude right about now. Good for cultural healing. No other real reason.

I'm the furthest thing from a sports fan imaginable, but — yeah. I'm still watching. Because I think the whole world could stand to see a man of color beat the absolute tar out an overconfident mediocre white dude right about now. Good for cultural healing. No other real reason.

I wish I could say no. You have no idea how much.

Did I just watch Iron Mike Tyson flash his son (and all of America whose Netflix DOESN'T keep crashing) his li'l bootycheeks...?