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WILL WRITE FOR SHORT-LIVED ADORATION https://www.techdirt.com/user/capitalisliontamer/

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Latest posts by timcushing.bsky.social on Bluesky

imagine spending miilions of dollars to be no better than actual taxi drivers

06.08.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.08.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1117    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 10

lol bro got metaphored within an inch of his life

06.08.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to be so disappointed if I can't send out a "word up" to someone

06.08.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"I've got a black belt in Six Sigma!"

"I've got a black belt in Six Sigma!"

"you've got a black belt in baloney!"

"you've got a black belt in baloney!"

06.08.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"gemba walk" he googled, seething at the PowerPoint currently being inflicted on him

06.08.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that was the former host of 120 Minutes

30.07.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

30.07.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 42909    πŸ” 9602    πŸ’¬ 824    πŸ“Œ 610
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just some regular ass South Dakota weather tonight

29.07.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We've never even had one in a row

28.07.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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China’s Shaolin Temple says its head is facing a criminal investigation Abbot Shi Yongxin has been suspended, according to the cradle of Zen Buddhism and home of Chinese martial arts

Charges include bringin' da ruckus.

28.07.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Although "let me in, mate" is a lot of fun to sing along to.

28.07.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. I refuse to not be duped on the regular.

28.07.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who doesn't say Private Psychedelic Reel is wrong

28.07.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Curse (TV Series 2022– ) ⭐ 6.7 | Comedy, Crime, Drama 30m

The Curse is a blast. And I'm not talking about the one with Nathan Felder in it. I'm talking about the other one.

m.imdb.com/title/tt1635...

28.07.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And perhaps wasted a perfectly good "Maureen Dowd is on Bluesky yo" on a Wint reskeet

28.07.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tim, I hypothesize that’s a troll account.

28.07.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Solid hypothesis. I'm still inordinately proud of my targeted dragging, however.

28.07.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vinson "Taco" Bell, Founder

28.07.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vinson’s Academy of Martial Arts
Roanoke, AL

28.07.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

[inadvertent guttural lololoooooool]

28.07.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry. This is unfair to journalists who have a view from nowhere.

Corrected skeet:

[drenched in authoritarianism] competing reports

28.07.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[drenched in rainwater] competing reports

28.07.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

the unexpected answer I got from do u even lift bro

28.07.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maureen Dowd is on Bluesky yo

28.07.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

please, Mr chainz is my father. Just call me 2.

28.07.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ending Crime and Disorder on America's Streets By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.Β  Purpose and

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

28.07.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lehrer's performance is sampled in the track "Dope Peddler" by
U.S. rapper 2 Chainz on his 2012 album Based on a T.R.U. Story, (2) In 2013, Lehrer said he was "very proud" to have his 60-year-old song sampled. His response to the request to use the song was
"As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?" [21

Lehrer's performance is sampled in the track "Dope Peddler" by U.S. rapper 2 Chainz on his 2012 album Based on a T.R.U. Story, (2) In 2013, Lehrer said he was "very proud" to have his 60-year-old song sampled. His response to the request to use the song was "As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?" [21

Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.

27.07.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4206    πŸ” 1097    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 50
Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer DISCLAIMER STATEMENTI, Tom Lehrer, individually and as trustee of the

This was before Lehrer formally bequeathed all of his songs to the public domain. King shit.

27.07.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 376    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

oh my no there's no funding being allocated to existing or new federal faciliities

28.07.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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