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10.02.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Seven Pages Of Nixon Grand Jury Testimony Reveal The Real Threat Of the Deep State
Nixon's enemies within his own administration were spying on and trying to subvert the elected President.

Josh Blackman | 2.8.2026 4:40 PM

The Watergate Special Prosecution Force (WSPF) did not terminate after President Nixon resigned August 8, 1974. Indeed, the prosecutors continued to investigate many facets of the Nixon presidency for some time. Some of these actions are stunning

Seven Pages Of Nixon Grand Jury Testimony Reveal The Real Threat Of the Deep State Nixon's enemies within his own administration were spying on and trying to subvert the elected President. Josh Blackman | 2.8.2026 4:40 PM The Watergate Special Prosecution Force (WSPF) did not terminate after President Nixon resigned August 8, 1974. Indeed, the prosecutors continued to investigate many facets of the Nixon presidency for some time. Some of these actions are stunning

Josh also decided to die on this hill this week:

reason.com/volokh/2026/...

10.02.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Please put it in the paper I got mad.

10.02.2026 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's bring America together by putting this loss on Brady and Belichick's tab. Sure, they had nothing to do with it but fuck those smug motherfuckers.

09.02.2026 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

09.02.2026 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6495    ๐Ÿ” 845    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

If thereโ€™s one thing we donโ€™t tolerate in America itโ€™s Spanish words. To do that in San Francisco Californiaโ€ฆwell it makes me angry, and Iโ€™ll say that all the way from Los Angeles to Bonita Springs Florida

09.02.2026 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1424    ๐Ÿ” 176    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Homer Simpson, defending his vigilante squad: oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

Homer Simpson, defending his vigilante squad: oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

Every Todd Lyons press conference ever

09.02.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aaaasnd here come the bookies

09.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just checking in on @chriswarcraft.bsky.social's prop bets

09.02.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we're 16 minutes away from giving a punter a Super Bowl MVP award

09.02.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with a beard wearing a blue hat and a pink shirt Alt: a man with a beard wearing a blue hat and a pink shirt [lazlo looking disappointed while wearing something that blends Guy Fieri with Limp Bizkit]

This owl is far less superb than I expected it to be

09.02.2026 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good or bad, at least it will be entertaining

09.02.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every play going forward should be "Let Sam Cook"

09.02.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"he's 9 for 22 but no turnovers" said the damnation that showed up at the door dressed as faint praise

09.02.2026 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing personal but I'm here for whatever it takes to prevent the Pats from becoming a dynasty again

09.02.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of Bad Bunny giving his Grammy to young Liam from Minnesota.

Image of Bad Bunny giving his Grammy to young Liam from Minnesota.

Cause that's what heroes do.

09.02.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4604    ๐Ÿ” 833    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 199
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

09.02.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16810    ๐Ÿ” 3740    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 131    ๐Ÿ“Œ 163

MAHA now telling us it just makes health sense to eat opponents's ears

09.02.2026 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of a banger Superbowl ad tweet:

cj @TOS_Violator. 9/11/21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

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screenshot of a banger Superbowl ad tweet: cj @TOS_Violator. 9/11/21 the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard 177 14.5K 112K

good time to bring back this all timer:

09.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1359    ๐Ÿ” 284    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

You want to kill us. We want to dry hump you into submission while wearing inflatable frog suits.

09.02.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the halftime show is a master class in joy as resistance

09.02.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 598    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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lol

09.02.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8598    ๐Ÿ” 1694    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

Nobody got shitty about Gloria Estefan but they're all up in it now with their Temu confederate flags

09.02.2026 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And for all the conservatives now just learning that Puerto Ricans are US citizens

09.02.2026 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sir will you embrace the irony of your post-David Spade Joe Dirt persona I asked before being ejected from the sparsely attended celebration of all things racist

09.02.2026 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tell me I'm better than bud lite, I sob gratefully

09.02.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just me and the Nimrods who can read between O[N]AN's lines

09.02.2026 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the real halftime show will be on truth social

09.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is that when they announce the cuts

09.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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