Patatouille

February feels like an evil month

Uncle O’Grimacy is back

The Shawn Levy and this guy combo is giving me psychic damage

More snow in New Orleans than New York City this year we are cooked

Gazing upon the horrors of the world knowing I can do nothing but bear witness

At the very least they could do one where he has a beard!!!!

Indiana Jones may have the least amount of movies to idea potential of any series, mostly because there’s roughly 1000 Indy movies with the potential to be awesome

pie for breakfast as an end of the year treat

Playing the Indiana Jones Game and Enjoying It™️

The Apartment is THE holiday movie in my book

So smart to make Orlok nasty instead of suave to show just how tough it is to look at desires we view as ugly and still want them anyway

Nosferatu is good. What if the parts of yourself that freak you out took corporeal form and ruined your fucking life?

Wore the Nosferatu (2024) hat to go see Nosferatu (2024) and it’s a good thing I enjoyed Nosferatu (2024) or I would’ve regretted this purchase of the Nosferatu (2024) hat

I love the way he chews gum in the order and the faces he makes while lying his ass off in skeleton crew

watching him back to back in The Order and then Skeleton Crew, I gotta say Jude Law has really taken on a special grit as he’s aged. He’s sooo good in both.

One day I will watch skeleton crew and I will have opinions

the united healthcare assassin listening to his Spotify wrapped

Hello from the grim lighting of my bathroom

Landlord turned the radiators on

Im gonna recycle so many jokes on here (derogatory)

perfect bodega cat

they should invent a rice that doesn’t suck when it’s reheated

I drew a painting of a tunnel with ACME brand paint and he walked right through it but when I try to follow I get flattened like a pancake?? What gives @ACMEPRODUCTS

Ordering a contraption from ACME to help me deal with the kid who throws basketballs at our apartment window at 7AM every day

I don’t have a ton going on so maybe I’ll let some company robocop me

new job, still true

The PATRICK system:
P - pretend to have a good time
A - always have a good time
T - time to have a good time
R - realize it’s good time time
I - it is once again good time time
C - choose to have a good time
K - kill your enemies in single combat

watching 70s conspiracy thrillers to take my mind off things

maybe one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in my stupid life