a SMALL APPLE

I think if I loved the Screaming Eagle more than I do, I'd be all over this. It's growing on me the more that I look at it.

Have I mentioned how much I love the AHL?

I honestly don't know how I feel about this.

If I didn't already have an enormous pot of chili on the stove, I would have to go have a burger and cheese curds now.

I have driven past that place so many times and wondered if I should stop in, having absolutely no previous knowledge of it. I think I'm gonna have to stop in next time I am in that part of Fairfax. Yum.

N. K. Jemisin: SFWA's 42nd Damon Knight Memorial Grand Master Award recipient.

✨ Please join SFWA in celebrating the announcement of our latest Damon Knight Memorial Grand Master Award: N. K. Jemisin. ✨

Learn more here about @nkjemisin.bsky.social, the Grand Master Award, and how the work goes on after the accolades for all we've already done:
www.sfwa.org/2025/11/16/p...

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The Washington Spirit move on in the playoffs Goalie and team captain Aubrey Kingsbury saved the day last weekend, but the pressure now ramps up.

For the second year in a row, the Washington Spirit are going to the NWSL championship finals. Where will you be watching from on Saturday, Nov. 22?

Ahead of yesterday's semifinal win, @maustermuhle.bsky.social interviewed goalie Aubrey Kingsbury — who has played for the team since 2018.

I feel seen:

"1.) Preheat oven to 350°F (and take out anything that you store in it.)"

(My cast iron skillet usually lives in the oven when not in use.)

Yeah, they got me with the Susie Suh album.

I feel the need to alert anyone who loves #f1 and also knits / crochets or knows a knitter, that Truly Hooked has made an F1 collection of yarn with a colour for each team, and 4 special colours. Even as a Ferrari fan I think they Mercedes one is spectacularly on brand 🧶

Or crab or frog facts if you aren't an eel fan for some reason.

How am I supposed to supervise if I'm stuck in here, huh?

Damn. ☹️

May you all tackle this weekend like Brock Faber tackling an elephant.

Put it directly in my veins.

I splurged and bought myself this one several years ago and it was so good. (I chuckled a bit at the expensive Byredo hand sanitizer, then three months later you couldn't find not-$35 hand sanitizer anywhere and that little tube turned out to be a fortuitous inclusion.)

Shouting my safeword at the computer screen and going to play some Tetris.

Panel 1 Percy: MARY, MARY, ARE WE STILL DEPRESSED? Panel 2 Mary: PERCY CAN WE JUST GO HOME? THIS VACATION IS DRIVING ME MAD! I MEAN, WE JUST LOST THE BABY! AND YOUR FRIEND BYRON IS NICE BUT HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERY THING！ Panel 3: Lord Byron: TRY AND FIND A PLACE HERE THAT I HAVEN'T PUT MY PENIS IN. IT'S NOT EASY Panel 4: Percy: WHERE IS THE MARY SHELLEY I USED TO KNOW! ONCE, YOU WERE FUN, BUT NOW YOU'RE ALL "I'M SAD" AND "OUR BABY DIED" AND “I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FRIENDS" Mary: I DON'T! Panel 5: Mary: OH GOD THIS IS MONSTROUS! Percy: BABY, BABY! WAIT! Panel 6: Lord Byson: BITCHES, MAN

I still can’t think of Lord Byron without recalling and giggling over Kate Beaton’s pitch-perfect “Hark, A Vagrant” with him and the Shelleys.

I will never not be annoyed that I find myself treating wrinkles and acne at the same time.

The Sickos Committee Game of the Week Rankings - GOTW A BOWL ELIGIBILITY ELIMINATION BOWL. THE WINNER GETS THE MOST EPIC RIVALRY TROPHY ADORNED WITH THE BEST KNICKKNACKS FROM YOUR GRANMOTHER’S HOUSE! THE LAND GRANT TROPHY OUR GAME OF THE WEEK!! PENN STATE 🆚 MICHIGAN STATE

The Sickos Committee Game of the Week Rankings - GOTW

A BOWL ELIGIBILITY ELIMINATION BOWL.

THE WINNER GETS THE MOST EPIC RIVALRY TROPHY ADORNED WITH THE BEST KNICKKNACKS FROM YOUR GRANMOTHER’S HOUSE!

THE LAND GRANT TROPHY!! 🏆

OUR GAME OF THE WEEK!!

PENN STATE 🆚 MICHIGAN STATE!!

My Libby holds list just got exponentially longer.

a “Space Force”, if you will

Sending love to you all, Gonzo.

This year can't end soon enough. I'm so sorry.

A small brown tabby cat sitting on a concrete porch next to a white planter. She has her ears perked forward and is looking fascinated by something just out of frame.

Houdini forgot over every winter that lightning bugs existed, and was amazed by them again every summer.

Posts of JOKES THAT EVEN YOU WOULD FIND TO BE IN POOR TASTE, NORMALLY, BUT NOT IN THIS CASE.

Posts SCOLDING THE PREVIOUS POSTS, AND POSTS REPLYING “WHATEVER MAN.”

(This is absolutely what's going to happen here on Bluesky, the Joke Appreciator's App.)

Massive Attack Prep New Music That Won't Be Available On Spotify A couple of months ago, Massive Attack announced that they were joining the massive wave of artists removing their catalogs from Spotify, citing CEO Daniel Ek’s investment of $700 million in the AI mi...

Massive Attack prep new music that won't be available on Spotify

My mum and dad's cat, The Bridget

POND WATER (a text from my mum, that I have turned into a poem)
Bridget was round my neck
All night
I thought
It was affection
But I see from the weather
That she was just
Sucking the warmth from me
She smelled
Just like pond water
We have the plumber
Coming
To fit a new shower