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just made lunch for my family and made garlic mayo, they tried it and loved it but 2/3 asked why it was spicy and i was like ?? there’s no chilli? that’s garlic? only one of them is white lmao

just got the most wholesome flashback to being out for drinks with a partner for my birthday when this absolutely adorable, gigantic puppy came over to us and while her companion kept apologising we were both like NO WE LOVE HER

new relationships are so wild because i keep finding myself realising how relaxed i feel around a new partner and it’s still so weird being treated nicely after a long series of shitty relationships

dude in a tie dye “live laugh love” hoodie just got on the bus and i’m hoping he gets off soon so i don’t have to look at that monstrosity for the next 30 minutes

it’s actually impossible to feel sad if you get high at 9am and listen to three 6 mafia

i’ve suffered from disordered eating for a decade, i gained weight during lockdown and my ex made me feel like shit about it. i lost weight and everyone started complimenting me, then last year i was hospitalised four times and now everyone keeps commenting on my weight again. please fuck off.

digital content manager at tesla

new Worst Job In America just dropped

If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's

first show of the tour is tonight and there’s a lot of new things - hope you enjoy 🥳

my partner is in the band so some may say that lol

any time, always a pleasure 😌

they aren’t on here, no! relayed the message to them tho. also, yes, the new material is v exciting. there’s lots of fun surprises - keep an eye out for footage from the tour with Dopethrone that’s just started!

my mum has a reputation for never ever sneezing less than 3 times at once and i’ll never forget the first time i made her cocktails. she had a sneezing fit and was so mad about it but couldn’t stop laughing at the same time

ngl seeing people change their political positions so fast it’s like you barely blinked is insane because it’s just such a clear indication that their brain is a smooth sponge desperately absorbing whatever comes its way. zero backbone and zero capability of actual cognition

just got told i’m “such a vegan” because i’m snacking on fruit with tajín lmao??

“what are your birthday plans?”

made a private account: @lagrimasdelujuria

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"Buckle in, because it's gonna get demonic." Vacuous release their new album In His Blood on Friday via Relapse Records.

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why do ppl still feel the need to make unsolicited comments about my weight lol. i was in hospital multiple times last year, pls leave me alone

These people are genuinely delusional

i’m depressed as shit and keep distracting myself by making high effort dinners. at what point is this supposed to start working

BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in

if you ever feel dumb just remember you didn’t go on multiple dates with someone before realising you matched on a dating app 6 years ago looool

National Center for Missing & Exploited Children site scrubbed of transgender kids LGBTQ+ and missing? The Trump administration doesn’t seem to care.

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i learned how to cook from my mum and i now feel like an idiot bc i went against her advice on how much chilli powder to add to snacks i was making last night. 12 hours later i feel like satan has made his forever home in my stomach

Editors' Picks 57m ago DOGE aims to slash $2 trillion in federal spending. Try it for yourself by choosing what to cut — and see just how hard it is.

Creating a participatory authoritarian state and Gamifying the destruction of government and democracy sure is something else.

If you are using Signal, and you are doing something the government considers illegal, the way they are going to read your messages about it is they'll arrest the person you sent the messages *to* and make them show the logs. We see this technique appear repeatedly in "Jan. 6" court filings.

i’m laughing at the ongoing lube discourse, also disappointed but not surprised at the amount of people embarrassing themselves with the anti-lube takes

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

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