Honestly, by virtue of being a terrible, exploitative place to *sell* your car, Carmax is a decent place to *buy* a car.

Jeez have more sail amirite

The geniuses at DOGE are bringing us insights like "I'm not really sure why the tax agency for a country of 330 million people has a larger staff than a midsize bank"

Ok but hear me out: Stanley x Ozempic home sharps container collab

/\ Pulsepoint app always good for this kind of info and only shows what's public / goes out over the scanner. Bonus will page you if there's nearby neighbor-CPR to do!

Hey yeah! This is bullshit. I'm QA'ing her.

That feeling when the EMT riding 3rd tends bar has stowed the ingredients for a Shirley Temple in the fridge at the hospital

That feeling when the EMT riding 3rd tends bar has stowed the ingredients for a Shirley Temple in the fridge at the hospital

Man yeah these kids ' 6th grade math is some *damn math* it is not the arithmetic we were grinding out

Yeah no you mismatched the illustration with the title on that one Amazon

A sandworm is an intra-, not an inter-sietch, technology. Closer to home, entheogens are the favored mass transit method.

Musk and his pals are among the primary bag-holders on ten digit numbers of various crypto that they know absolutely could not be liquidated at its book value. One of few ways out would be to make it an acceptable currency for payments to or from the Federal government.

turns out the art of the deal is to scream till youre red in the face in front of cameras and still not get what you want

woman caught trying to plant explosive devices at Tesla dealership

God forbid a woman have hobbies

Aaron Rupar on X: "listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now. https://t.co/u9Su0gbKZN" / X listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now. https://t.co/u9Su0gbKZN

Oh this guy! I've met this guy a bunch of times. "Totally", I said, typing. "Yep that's how they getcha - one sec" I said, exiting the ambulance. "Couple bumps as the stretcher comes out" I soothed. "Yeah you can leave the sunglasses on I'll check under there again in a few" x.com/atrupar/stat...

I think a big part of what's happening with billionaires like Bezos is that they saw that Elon Musk became a mask-off fascist and paid virtually no price for it, leading them to (probably correctly) think they could do the same.

Cancelling my Washington Post subscription today was a sad decision, not a hard one.

I clenched up thinking this was the new Kennedy Center season, I'll admit.

This for also a thousand other pieces of software. My professional mapping software recently vomited forth some useless AI feature while key functions remain broken in obvious ways. The silicon valley mindset on this I determinedly anti-reality.

Ok but who rolls up on a Little Free Library and just tosses in an existentialist novel in the original German

You think Lockheed's never Fugu'ed a bitches' sushi because they went Tigershark instead of T-33? Bitch? Someone in LM "contract facilitation" just put you on the pointy end of a Medium Importance Jira ticket bitch. Ingenue-ass silicon valley bitch gonna wake up under Fat Leonard's orchid garden.

The interim US Attorney for the Southern District of New York, a FedSoc member and former Scalia clerk, has done more to publicly expose the corruption of the Trump administration this week at greater personal cost than any elected official I can think of.

Did you say "treating yourself" to *Domino's*? Because you live near better pizza and self-harm is always an alternative

DOJ leadership has put all Public Integrity Section lawyers into a room with 1 hour to decide who will dismiss Adams indictment or else all will be fired. Sending them strength to stand by their oath, which is to support the Constitution, not the president’s political agenda. 🇺🇸

Neat! Now the CPFB's crippled, Is there a way I could link that to my bank account?

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

Modern EMS practice actually really deemphasizes the backboard but (opens door) Jesus! Yeah go get it

The ABA supports the rule of law It has been three weeks since Inauguration Day. Most Americans recognize that newly elected leaders bring change. That is expected. But most Americans also expect that changes will take place in accor...

"The American Bar Association supports the rule of law."

Yeah, the President of the ABA feeling the need to remind all attorneys of that seems bad.

www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...

Somehow there's nothing more cyberpunk than a Buck Grand National?