Enterprise-DEEZ NUTZ

“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”

i looked at this earlier and the article is very careful not to say what actually happened but if you know history and you know this administration it is impossible not to assume programatic eugenics and anyone involved in programatic eugenics should not be allowed to see the sun ever again

Dishes fairy!

The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

The only good gender reveal party

Castlevania Screenshot: "Dracula: Fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin."

Okay I’m already loving the first ep of season 2. It’s been a long time since I saw Creep and Creep 2, and first season, but I’m loving how Creep keeps outdoing and criticizing the copycat.

I usually prefer when media has female protags, but I really like how most Creep Tapes to date are male victims. It emphasizes the point that men can be such, and avoids how a lot of horror crosses from being horror into being gendered violence as horror.

Where did the second pair of pants come from? Did I steal them?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

Jake Tapper absolutely knew about Trump's connection to Jeffrey Epstein long before the 2024 election but he took aim at Biden anyway which indicates that Tapper preferred an aging pedo to be in charge of the country

Fuck you, Toei.

This restaurant promised me condom mints

Laura Darn

Impostor? Wrong. Imp pasta.

so trump just out there getting standard MRI scans as a standard part of the standard multiple annual check ups a president gets in the first ten months

Sharon Camp, Mother of the ‘Plan B’ Contraceptive Pill, Dies at 81

Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.

(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)

Great obit—no paywall.

somehow Trump appears in Epstein's emails more than Epstein himself

Why the AP retracted the first official photo of the Princess of Wales since her abdominal surgery The release of the photo followed weeks of gossip on social media about what had happened to Kate since she left a hospital Jan. 29.

Remember when AP had to call back a handout photo of Kate Middleton because it had been edited?

That official Bongino handout shouldn't pass muster on any photo desk, for the same reason — it's been manipulated.

This is pageantry. They're in a public space with no expectation of privacy. There are a gazillion cameras on buildings and lampposts.

Actual covert ops don't gather everyone in one place and photograph them! This is a stunt to support a false narrative that these masked, armed goons are Victims.

ok you know what? in this instance i fully support anish kapoor being aggressively litigious

No longer having to say "this isn't who we are" is proving to be a huge time saver

I hope the dead kids haunt her vagina

Nudity nudity nudity nudity

We now have 15,000 U.S. troops in the region, thousands of them based in Puerto Rico. The government has reopened Roosevelt Roads Naval Base, which they had closed, and U.S. planes at the old Ramey Air Force Base in Aguadilla. All of these soldiers are not there to hang out. They're there to take military action. We have to be clear. Even though the government hasn't announced it, it's clear that this is what's coming. Our government is embarking on a totally unprovoked military assault and regime change operations in Latin America.

I can’t remember a plausibly threatened invasion by the US that has received less attention and alarm by the press.

You know what would really help? If authors that people know and trust, many of whom signed on to the campaign asking Substack to change their policies, actually left. Because no one is going to listen to me when [redacted] and [redacted], not to mention [redacted] are still on there.

What happens in your pants stays in your pants

*looks at favorite foods* well I’ll be

Good Matt Walsh.

Bad Matt Walsh.

I feel bad that Matt Walsh, the awesome comic actor from the Upright Citizens' Brigade, has to share a namesake with some joyless retrograde asshole who's likely from Innsmouth and slowly turning into an inbred man-fish.