Jakey

Nothing little about those lats 😁

not putting Zohran in the center here is… a choice

Hey definitely call your senators about this. Like seriously.

Lady Gaga at the halftime show:

it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states

No they haven’t.

[frantically raising hand] ooh, ooh. I know. Because Americans have a constitutional right to vote but don't have a right to open a bank account or drive a car.

ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.

NEW: ICE is leasing offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

lol @discord.com wants us to scan our faces in the age of AI and fascist security? Girl I’ll delete that shit with zero hesitation you walk that shit back immediately

Chuck, they've kidnapped mothers and fathers from my neighborhood. For fuck's sake, what are reforms and standards going to do about that??

“I’m daddy’s good boy I’m daddy’s good boy” ok well I’m

Senator Jacky Rosen @rosen.senate.gov: I won't support additional funding for ICE unless we put guardrails in place to make sure ICE is better trained and actually focused on making our communities safer. 5:10 PM Feb 9, 2026

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants WASHINGTON-In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration... theonion.com

Fuuuuck dude! Traps are encroaching on those ears 🫡

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Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food

Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/

I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.

#TheWheelOfTime turns…

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Much like with Covid, I watch a whole lot of my supposedly progressive friends go blank eyed when I mention that his wife, his kids, and an entire plane crew agreed in depositions that he abused his family. Facts apparently do care about your entertainment.

99.8% of the superbowl ads this year were absolute ass. They were lifeless, made me want to vomit over all the AI, ChatGPT, Meta, or outright surveillance bootlicking was intolerable. 🤢🤢🤢

Today was “bear hugging muscles day”
Rawr 💪🏼🐯

As much as I agree that it’s obviously very important right now to put pressure on the admin to release the full Epstein files and prosecute all of the predators involved

This org is anti-sex work, pro-Nordic model, and classifies consensual sex work as exploitation.

It's been said many times, many ways: the fascists thought winning an election would mean winning the culture, and the fact that hasn't happened is making them rabid.

The nerve of this Bunny fellow talking about love over hate. Whatever happened to family values?!?

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: I just love Latinas, Sonic

what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show

Marge says: WELL, KID ROCK ALSO HAS A SONG TO SING. DON'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND UNTIL YOU HEAR BOTH SONGS.

who will finance my new production of Jesus Christ Superstar

the bushes were people 😂