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Gravy stop. Your smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your pitch too bad. they’ll ban you

Gravy:

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25 year old man (as of 3 days ago…)

Thank you for organizing this FAB x Kid’s Birthday Party themed event @thezoestarr.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

Son of a…

Im just going to get ahead of being tagged on this one…

Daily FAB Card Day 55
Name of Card: Lumina Ascension
Rarity: Majestic
Set code: MON
Card number: 034
Artist: Othon Nikolaidis

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I just went down an insane rabbit hole to figure out what a dl chaser is…. This is an insane cook 🤯

Daily FAB Card Day 54
Name of Card: Consign to Cosmos // Shock
Rarity: Majestic
Set code: SEA
Card number: 259
Artist: MJ Fetesio / Olga Tereshenko

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fang is a cop
dromai is an imperialist
gravy bones is a pokemon deck
victor goldmane is a dl chaser
prism is a terf
verdance is racist

face it, at the end of the day we all just wanna play fab

LSS HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

PLEASE DON’T PRINT BETSY LOG IN SUPERSLAM 😂

Another sticker flash. I'm going to get some made up for a regional burn I'm heading to soon :)

Too busy losing at Armory to post my bad takes

You can really tell the difference between a FAB player who is chronically online vs. one who actually goes to amories

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face

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GOATed card

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Lot's of stuff today! My Ko-fi shop now officially also includes what is left of my High Seas Hero stickers!

Sadly I cannot currently bundle them because I'm super low on Gravy (3 left 😱) but I will restock asap! Not currently shipping outside US.

#fabtcg #highseasfab

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Because it’s your favorite too :)

Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need

Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...

Daily FAB Card Day 52
Name of Card: Electromagnetic Somersault
Rarity: Rare
Set code: ROS
Card number: 085
Artist: Narendra B Adi

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The last few PQs have not had draft as an option though right? There isn’t any consistency to it but the pattern has *felt like* draft or CC for RTNs and CC (plus now LL) for PQs.

My favorite anime is Avatar the Last Airbender.

I should give Oscilio a try…

Me at Fate Foreseen whenever I complain about Sink Below and Shelter From the Storm

The World Premiere of Super Slam is 60% sold! 🔥

🤼 Friday - Tear into packs and kick off the action at the World Premiere
🏆 Saturday - Step into the spotlight and throw down in the Calling
😈 Sunday - Drop the elbow and finish strong in the Battle Hardened!

Secure your spot! 👇
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Everything Taking Too Long

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There’s a reason they ended up describing Kano in their explanation for banning Berserk because Kayo decks didn’t “feel like FAB” or whatever in their playtesting lol (I agree with berserk ban to be clear).

Not to mention the inherent non-games that any Kano MU that isn’t the mirror. Through the various decks I have played Kano games could have been determined by flipping 10 off the top of each deck.

Oscilio comes with the deckbuilding costs and can be beat without teching for it thanks to being able to meaningfully disrupt/race without fundamentally transforming your deck (which replacing key equipment with AB is doing). But doing so rewards you.

Kano you’re punished no matter what.

Big thing missing from this conversation is the point of being able to do these things if you fulfill the quest. I think Gravy’s quest is too easy but the other heroes are fine right now. Ban kano just to do it tbh.

I know this feeling well…