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Die „BahnAnsage des Monats“ Juli 2025 kommt von Mastodon-Nutzer @flowfx@chaos.social und lautet: „Meine Damen und Herren, wir erreichen Frankfurt-Hauptbahnhof nun 40 Minuten früher als geplant. Unser System ist leider nicht darauf ausgelegt, in diesem Fall zusätzliche Anschlussmöglichkeiten anzuzeigen!"

++ BAHN-ANSAGE DES MONATS, 07/2025 ++

3D printed my son a HUGE Lego man! This is as large as it would possibly be for my printer

A meltdown isn’t over nothing.

It’s never over nothing.

It’s what happens when your needs have been ignored for too long.

When you’ve been overstimulated, dismissed, touched without consent, spoken over, denied food, denied rest, denied space, denied truth.

Kampf um Regulierung: Schweizer Techfirma protestiert gegen «Überwachung» und investiert fortan im Ausland Millionen Menschen nutzen die Verschlüsselungsdienste von Proton. Bisher hat die Firma mit Swissness geworben. Ihr Chef will nun aber 100 Millionen im Ausland investieren. Warum?

Grosser Knall aus Genf wegen der Überwachungsfantasien unserer Bundesverwaltung. Die Schweiz verliert 100 Millionen Investitionen.

Column | Work Advice: How to keep workplace tech off your personal phone Tech and legal experts outline the real-life risks and benefits of using personal mobile phones for work tasks.

EFF’s @legind.bsky.social and Tori Noble help the @washingtonpost.com parse the technical and legal implications of an employer demanding that you install work-related apps on your personal phone.

Die meisten #Speedtest-Server sind für unsere #Fiber7 Anschlüsse mit 25Gbps zu langsam. Ein zeitgemässer Server für #Speedtest braucht eine 100Gbps Anbindung.

a night time beach scene. there is a bright streak of light curving up and away, the light from a Falcon rocket launch

one of the stupid things that makes me feel alive is taking long exposure shots of night rocket launches taking off from Canaveral.

Road sign, two directions: "doing what you need to do", and "doing what you want to do", car underneath between the two directions upside down and on fire, "ADHDers somehow doing neither"

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Mit welchem Selbstbewusstsein manche Verkehrsteilnehmer ihre Ahnungslosigkeit kundtun 🤦.
Ich stehe dezent schimpfend vor der roten Fahrradampel über die Ziegelstraße rum. Radfahrer brettert ungebremst an mir vorbei. /

Im Freien, auf einer Wiese. Ein Arbeiter sägt mit einer Kettensäge an einem Windkraftrad. Daneben ein Herr im Anzug, der mit einer Frau und einem Mann kommuniziert. Anzugmann (aufgebracht): "Hier kommt ein neues Gaskraftwerk hin!". Frau: "Aber ...". Anzugmann (flippt aus): "Jetzt sein Sie doch mal technologieoffen!"

#werbung - Mit einem Wechsel zu @greenplanetenergy.bsky.social machst du die Energiewende selber! Die größte Energiegenossenschaft Deutschlands wird mit dir noch stärker.
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Green Planet Energy verlost Tickets für meine Show in einer Stadt eurer Wahl.

JetBrains PHPverse 2025 – Online Event Celebrating 30 Years of PHP Join us for a free virtual event as we celebrate PHP’s 30th anniversary with top experts and thought leaders. Enjoy insightful talks, exciting announcements, and a look at the future of PHP development.

Today we celebrate 30 years of PHP at the PHPVerse online conference 🥳!

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#php #30YearsOfPHP

Today, Kagi celebrates over 50,000 paying subscribers! Check out our latest blog post for exciting updates, including the free Kagi Search portal, Kagi for Libraries, new swag and stickers:

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Yep. Pretty much 😂

In der Savanne. Ein Löwe schaut eingeschüchtert auf einen angriffslustig guckenden Hai, den sich ein Zebra auf den Rücken gebunden hat. Das Zebra denkt: "Allein schon der Blick isses wert."

Guten Morgen!

- I want things to be different - *smashes everything* - oh no

I think about this comic at least once a week

Why Codebases Rot Like Kitchens (and How to Stop It) 🍳 Intro: Why the Knife in the Sink Matters A cluttered kitchen doesn’t happen all at once. It starts with one knife left in the sink. One jar not put back. A cutting board with a little oil on it. Nob...

Why Codebases Rot Like Kitchens (and How to Stop It)

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4 examples of 2 pictures of the same person. the first is a small passport headshot. The second is, the full photo, full body pose, from the same pose as the headshot. The second is humoristic absurd scenes: a young woman with short hair in a khaki coat standing on an office chair, a man in jeans and a green jacket holding a bag of 8 bread under his shirt that look like abs, a woman in a red dress standing beside a shirtless man wrapped in a white towel, a man in a pink shirt sitting at a white table with his legs lifted over the tabletop.

Let's start the weekend with some fun, photo inspiration.
Max Siedentop’s Passport Photos is a series that challenges the boring, very strict passport photo, by imagining what the test of the body of the person does, outside the quare little shot.

maxsiedentopf.com/passport-pho...

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Big thanks to @1password.bsky.social for sponsoring my blog this week! 1Password Extended Access Management: Secure every sign-in for every app on every device. 1password.com/troyhunt

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Fuzzy bear crushed under glass table

Me: I'm a foundational support pillar for this organization

Me:

A playful illustration of Doggo, Kagi's cartoon dog mascot, lying on a line by a purple and black toy. Surrounding text in purple bubbles highlights features: "Combines top LLMs with optional results from Kagi Search," "No training on user data," and "Privacy by default." The background includes simple cloud drawings, and the text "kagi Assistant" is displayed below the illustration.

Kagi Assistant is now available to everyone, across all subscription plans! 🪄

Kagi Assistant has been a favorite for many users as it allows access to world top large language models, grounded in Kagi Search, all in one place.

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i wonder if people who hold their phone like a slice of pizza with speakerphone on know that you can hold it to your ear without speakerphone on

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

Has anyone developed an all natural plant-based alternative to vaping yet?

You know EXACTLY what you were voting for when you voted for this convicted felon 📣