@msteele127.bsky.social
"I sat in an air-conditioned room and ate candy. Four stars." -my review of every summer movie
03.07.2025 22:30 — 👍 278 🔁 68 💬 3 📌 1calvin broadus’ wife during sex:
i got that Dogg in me 😏😏
But then he likes to get dangerous, of course
10.07.2025 06:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I came up with an idea for a porno once called Darkwing Cuck. He likes to watch
10.07.2025 06:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
Plus there's a ton of bots. And Russian and other countries funded troll farms. Twitter is not reality
09.07.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, I remember. I was straight up shocked lol
07.03.2025 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
26.02.2025 05:11 — 👍 45890 🔁 14363 💬 9224 📌 6900This is extremely, extremely bad.
Our legal system cannot function if the govt retaliates — and if courts allow it to retaliate — against lawyers who take matters the govt disfavors.
LITERALLY EVERY FBI DIRECTOR HAS BEEN A REPUBLICAN. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
20.02.2025 23:43 — 👍 8251 🔁 1884 💬 156 📌 42
A tiny handwritten sign at the Tesla dealership as a big crowd protests Musk reads “We hate him too” yup 👍
Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window
17.02.2025 20:31 — 👍 17999 🔁 3969 💬 205 📌 309
The people that think Facebook would never lie to them used to browse the internet like this
11.02.2025 02:00 — 👍 360 🔁 48 💬 21 📌 8I can't get that code to work. I can't get any codes to work actually. Don't know what's going on
10.02.2025 07:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
KENDRICK JUST NOW
10.02.2025 01:40 — 👍 9116 🔁 1530 💬 73 📌 80
A meme was born
10.02.2025 01:48 — 👍 193 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 2a man willing to take it to hell
10.02.2025 01:46 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
maga america being forced to watch the kendrick super bowl halftime show
10.02.2025 01:29 — 👍 653 🔁 161 💬 7 📌 3I don't think this is still embargoed but Draft Kings will be unveiling a new Manning Brother in an add later in the game. It's not a bit they made up for an ad, either, they crafted a real guy using proprietary Manning DNA. They call him Slumper and it sounds like a freight train when he breathes.
10.02.2025 00:29 — 👍 2535 🔁 221 💬 45 📌 9Nope
07.02.2025 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0don’t worry, he’ll just release millions of gallons of water in places it won’t help at all
07.02.2025 03:24 — 👍 488 🔁 110 💬 16 📌 2If Joe Biden had said this it would have been good for a week’s worth of programming on Fox News
05.02.2025 21:39 — 👍 12910 🔁 2623 💬 844 📌 131His administration is literally composed of men who beat and batter women.
05.02.2025 21:17 — 👍 12026 🔁 2748 💬 316 📌 83
We’re legit about to have egg dealers out on the streets now t.co/43MM771P4t
04.02.2025 23:05 — 👍 786 🔁 150 💬 97 📌 37
Reminder: More than 500,000 athletes play NCAA sports. Fewer than 10 are openly transgender.
04.02.2025 22:03 — 👍 1151 🔁 274 💬 58 📌 16Hey man, torching grass is illegal!
03.02.2025 03:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trout
03.02.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0League should veto the trade. It’s that bad. I have never coped this hard in my life.
02.02.2025 05:36 — 👍 854 🔁 33 💬 31 📌 3Whatever you have planned for my butthole, please speed it up.
01.02.2025 06:05 — 👍 128 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 2
More of this please
31.01.2025 04:36 — 👍 4476 🔁 717 💬 69 📌 21
Headline De’Aaron Fox reportedly traded to Sacramento Kings is wrong because he is currently on the Kings
haha, AI sucks
28.01.2025 22:45 — 👍 139 🔁 22 💬 5 📌 1
