albrr (it’s cold outside)

life come at you fast

how is it possible that they started the show younger than me but ended it older than me?

full frontal crudités

the “kids” of stranger things sitting at the lunch table at their “high school” they look 30 years old at least

loving this new remake of billy madison

to her the chips with shredded cheese i made in the microwave was “poor man’s nachos” but to me it was just regular nachos

donald trump getting caught red handed with his hand in a cookie jar. he thinks that if you’re a celebrity you can just grab em

you can always x, it’s always morally correct meme saying you can always break a man’s Meta glasses, it’s always morally correct

we need pve sports

they should invent a left ear airpod that charges correctly

instagram reel with the caption "babe we don't need 50 goldfish cracker pillows" and about a dozen large goldfish cracker pillows

apparently my ig ad profile is tuned perfectly

maybe an executive order to that effect or similar

personally i think his first act should be getting the frighin cheeto out of office

looking ahead to january 1st, do you think mamdani's first act as mayor of nyc will be to fire secretary of state marco rubio, stop the pentagon from selling weapons to israel, or have the us join the international criminal court?

news article that says: Mr. Newsom's press office did not answer requests for an interview. But at the airport, where he appeared with John Travolta, a Qantas goodwill ambassador who is also a Scientologist, the mayor told KPIX-TV that he had no association with Scientology. "I couldn't tell you one bloody thing about it," he said. but the word also is highlighted, this shows that the author of the article correctly considers newsom a scientologist as well

it’s been right under our nose the entire time

My ancestors ate or used every part of the wonderbread loaf

surprisingly it’s only gotten better

if you’re a journalist and you aren’t asking gavin newsom how his scientology affects his politics i do not trust you

holy shit

I was recently sent this photo of young Gavin Newsom singing Scientology songs for the Scientologist youth organization the "Cadet Org". He's been a bad egg from the very start.

Thanks to our resident Primate Linguist’s efforts to interpret Howler Monkey communication, we now know they’re mostly shouting for beer.

I’m no longer religious, but any time I spill something I will stop to see if there’s a face in it

I told the priest my theory that Noah learned advanced sex techniques from observing the animals while trapped on the ark but all he said to me was “May your light be hidden under a basket, my child.”

i need to go thru again

SOTE is so good

mfer roasting chestnuts on the open fire

merchant kale in elden ring, he is a humanoid npc who wears a big red coat and hat with white trim

elden ring is a christmas game btw

reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight

benjamin button, dressing up as santa for the 13th year in a row:

“ugh im getting too young for this shit!”

A drawing of Muk, everyone’s favorite pokemon. It’s seeping out of some toxic waste barrels.

I’ve drawn everyone’s favorite pokemon, Muk.

This 8x6 original drawing is available for sale: www.freebensears.com/product/muk

1% of workers use ai for something they consider useful (management tasks), 89% of workers don’t use ai at all, 10% of workers use ai to make deepfake porn of their coworkers