Zev ✡︎

Meditating on the Book of Judith and the opportunity for Hanukah to include the celebration of reusable tote bags.

Sustainability!

Thriftiness!

Practicality!

Carry your snax!

Transport your severed heads!

Kabbalist 1: we should talk about the significance of this word here
Kabbalist 2: what? that doesn't mean anything?
Kabbalist 1: yeah but when you convert it to gematria and then turn it upside down, it spells boobies
Kabbalist 2: nice
Kabbalist 1: nice

Jewish culture is a one off silly question turning into a hour long debate about the Halacha of cybernetics, what would be allowable in an eruv or mikveh, and when a cyborg might need to consult a Rabbi.

G’mar Chatima Tova!

G’mar chatima tovah, chaverim.

Pretty sure I have strep, so now I’m pivoting to figure out new YK plans after also not feeling well and missing RH services. What a start to the new year. Any good free streamed services?

SHABBOS IS COMING! WE'RE SO HAPPY! WE'RE GONNA SING AND SHOUT OUT LOUD. SIX DAYS A WEEK WE WAIT FOR SHABBOS A GIFT FROM HASHEM AND WE'RE SO PROUD. SING IT TOGETHER: SHABBOS. whisper it together: shabbos. SHOUT IT TOGETHER: SHABBOS. TELL IT TO THE WORLD: SHABBOS KOYDESH!

Movie marquee that says “are you there god you hurt my feelings”

Sounds like an ideal way to spend an evening! 🤔

you're telling me cis teens painted this chapel?

thinking about moshe losing his big sister and protector and friend, and immediately lashing out and losing his cool and hitting that rock because he was still battling his grief and then he loses his big brother and has to keep on going and get the nation over the finish line somehow

Hey it’s me, itschanna from the bird app. Switching things up a bit with my @ but hoping to be a bit more alive here again!

Also available in Tie Dye because I am a silly goose

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