Monstro Bettie Brunetti ✨

I want to be reincarnated as you 😮😍😅

Soft edges. Strong energy. 🌬️

My favorite Ben & Jerry’s is PB Over the Top if you need any iced creams gift ideas.

Shout out to a REAL one for being brave enough to tell me that 5/13 was the date I wrote the tweet, and today (Thursday) is 5/15 🤦🏽‍♀️
Now I will always allow you first dibs on chorizo fries 😊

We have to find a movie. We’re starving! Quick, get your Criterion membership!

Booking for this Thursday, 5/13 and also next week, including a rare Tuesday availability!
Special rate for last-minute appointments on Thursday the 13th. Reach out you-know-where (email, it’s always my email)

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIII will still take all the thoughts, prayers, and invocations. Someone get ahold of the conclave!

Once again, my Friday 4/25 is wide open, and as some of you have found, my schedule is becoming tighter and tighter, so please reach out! 📧 Bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com

I’m very fun!

Studying the lumbar while watching Barbarian. Life could be worse.

Good morning!
My Friday has opened up and I’d love to get something scheduled iiiiinnnnnnn 🍒
Please reach out! 👩🏽‍💻 bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com

Photo in hopes of pleasing the algo

Hi! If you’ve written an email within the past two weeks, I’m so sorry for the delay and I promise I will get back to you shortly! Life, am I right?

Just realized I spelled arraignments and not ARRANGEMENTS. Ugh this whole post is a mess.

Oh god I didn’t realize these photos were potato quality! I have more pixels, I swear! AHHHHHH!

Hello one and all! I’ve had a big bill plopped into my lap. I am opening the books up to arraignments (if you’d like to see me more) and special appointment rates again for a bit. Email bettiebrunetti@protonmail.com and pray for my budgeting skills 🙏🏽🧾

What? Too real? Too in your face?

God I really need to stop eating dairy.

I have this dress with the double strap! Once I get my schedule and life in order, it’s over for everyone (us in our nearly matching dresses someday)

What do you usually play? And why is Pathfinder, elf bard, the superior species/class/version?

Photo by Alfredo Llamas, legs by the grace of God.

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Beautiful Latina in a green robe, looking like something from Bewitched, in a 70s decorated, intentionally retro apartment. There’s a peek of nipple.

Beautiful Latina in a green robe, looking like something from Bewitched, in a 70s decorated, intentionally retro apartment. She’s got incredible legs and side boob.

A-hoy-hoy?

Came for the beauty, leaving with a new read. I love this!

This body, my mind cannot comprehend

My beautiful spring!

I want to grab a drink with you so bad.

Sheeeeeee’s baaaaaaaaack (and pissed, I didn’t get the job I interviewed for)

Please stop infringing on my likeness!

Mexican-American woman with long black curly hair wearing a black shirt and red thong, grabbing her breasts. She has the most beautiful latte skin.

Mexican-American woman with long black curly hair wearing a black shirt and red thong, turned around and showing her ass. She has the most beautiful latte skin.

Market got you down? Try a Mexican with 25% more ass than your average American.