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We've come a long way, but there are more goals to achieve!

Pledgers gain access to a number of incentives, which include:
- Having your name in the credits.
- Your OC featured in backgrounds.
- Designing an ero scene.

Check out the Kickstarter below!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/669...

It's also still about porn too and despite everyone already having said it this week, I will say it again. Porn is exactly as worth fighting for as the rest of this stuff is. They just think every single one of these things is as dangerous and evil as they think porn is.

The Hyperphallic Kickstarter has passed £8,000!

This tier unlocks a side-story involving Wesley, Noah, and Carly hosting a big charity stream of extreme lewdness.

If you like big sex, consider pledging at the link below!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/669...

#nsfw #erotic #adult #lgbt #hyper

Hyperphallic: A NSFW Visual Novel The story continues. Meet your lover in a city of corruption. Make it big despite the odds.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/669...

THANK YOU to everyone thats supported the Kickstarter for Hyperphallic EP2, we've raised a whopping £7,000 so far!

If you'd still like to support my work on the episode, consider having a look at the Kickstarter in the comments!

(No really, thank you for your support!)

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I really enjoyed the first episode of this series and if all their stretch goals are met I’m positive that the product will be one of those legendary items that is remembered for years.

To everyone who wants Visa and Mastercard to stop screwing with our platforms:

This thread contains everything you need to fight back!

- A script
- Form links
- Email addresses
- Phone numbers
- Petitions
- and more!

Let's flood these fuckers with complaints until they get the message!

At the next tier...

Noah and Wesley join Carly for a lewd charity stream! How far will they go for donations?

If you'd like to find out, consider joining the Kickstarter!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/669...

Hyperphallic: A NSFW Visual Novel The story continues. Meet your lover in a city of corruption. Make it big despite the odds.

When the Kickstarter for Tayla's Big Adventure reached its end, it had raised £6,392.

Three days after its launch, the Hyperphallic Kickstarter has raised £5,511: a number I only thought possible toward the END of the campaign.

Thank you so much!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/669...

The Kickstarter for Hyperphallic: Episode 2 just reached £5,000!

The next tier unlocks a side-story featuring Wesley, Noah, and Carly fucking on stream.

It's amazing how much we've achieved already. Please consider donating to make Hyperphallic BIG!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/669...

As said a lot of times:
- this needs to go on until they accept defeat
- your calls and emails should remain on the topic and make a complaint about your inability to spend money on legal things
- ask for a case number, ask for a supervisor, send mail if they ask to the @ given
- it's a marathon

The Kickstarter for Hyperphallic: Episode 2 is now up and running!

Let's make this game as amazing and lewd as possible!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/669...

#nsfw #adult #erotic #lgbt #expansion #hyper

Visa employees clearly told to deescalate ASAP
MasterCard employees more than familiar with the issue
Stripe feeling the pressure
ACLU put out a statement
CBC covered all this

What you are doing is WORKING
You are getting RESULTS
KEEP CALLING
KEEP WRITING
WE ARE GOING TO WIN!!

How it must feel rn...

In all seriousness keep it up!
If they ask you to e-mail instead, don't stop calling!
If they hang up on you, don't stop calling!
If they assured you that the issue's been addressed already, don't stop calling!

Be polite! Be stern! Be annoying!
#SaveSpeech

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MasterCard • 914.249.2000 (Global Headquarters, US) • 636.722.6100 (Operaction Center, US) • 971.4.391.4200 (Dubai HQ) • 305.539.2300 (Latin America HQ) • 914.249.6518 (North America HQ) • 1-800-627-8372 (US Only) • 1800-120-113 (Australia) • +1-636-722-7111 (International) • customer_support@mastercard.com • List of executives' Linkedin profiles

Visa • +1 650 432 3200 (Headquarters, US) • 1-800-847-2911 (US + Canada) • List of phone numbers by region • 1-888-289-9322 (Confidential Compliance Hotline) • askvisa@visa.com

PayPal Unfortunately, PayPal doesn't have any e-mail address, as it uses its website's customer support. You will need to log in to your PayPal account if you wish to access Customer Support lines or messages. Here's a few lines we found so far : • 1-402-935-2050 (US + Canada)

Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social Follow the number below doesnt work, as Stripe has changed their number, and is demanding a $2.99 fee to even tell you what it is. however, this number DOES still work and will let you leave a message: (877) 887-7815

Welcome to the weekend! You made it sailor. Which censorious payment processor would you like to call first? Thanks to my moot @dieselbrain.bsky.social for the Stripe number, can confirm it works

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In summary:

- This call campaign needs to last at least a month
- As many calls as possible, so bring your friends
- Make sure each call lasts as long as possible
- Each time you make a call, mention it's not the first time you've called about this

Currently on the phone with Visa

Instead of starting with a complaint, I approached this as a Confused American Consumer who doesn't understand why they can't buy things off a website they use

The call center rep immediately asked if it was about Steam/itch

(cont)

Just a reminder: age verification is a *bad* idea, not a good idea with implementation problems. The trouble with it is inherent, not practical.

make your calls today!make your calls tomorrow! and the day after! we have to keep this energy going for a long time to have the largest impact!

If you find it difficult to find the words, or are nervous without knowing exactly what to say, use this as a script. This is basically what I said, but feel free to spice it up! Please spread this around if you can; I know a lot of people are scared of calling and I want to help.

Lets be bluntly completely clear

You have only two options to be Actually useful

Either you Get On The Fucking Phones

Or you Tell People To Get On The Fucking Phones

Anything else is useless bickering clogging the pipes, which they would *love*, because it means youre not currently slamming them

Sorry to be a nag but it directly affects the stuff I and my friends are working on, and I'd like to live in a world where people can make something more risqué than a roguelite with deckbuilding elements without getting shitcanned by a payment processor

i wrote a doc explaining why it's important that you call Visa / Mastercard and how to make your complaint as effective as possible (script included) rentry.co/visa-masterc...

for a campaign to succeed, it needs a high volume of legitimate Visa / MC users voicing their opposition to these policies.

Please spend a little time emailing one or both of these today. Let them know they are damaging legitimate businesses.

if you know someone with a sizeable following, you could probably get 3000 or more people to contact visa and mastercard and very politely ask why their company is allowing an apparent hate group to brag about tricking them into killing legitimate businesses

Dear Sizeable Following,

You should definitely do this so we don’t all get dragged under and have our creative freedoms encroached upon by a bunch of hate-filled tossers who are scared of people seeing boobs and other things. Call them today. Or send an email. Just do it.

Signed,

Me

By the way, I'm selling a new PORNOGRAPHIC KINK BOOK on Itch. Check it out at the link below, because you won't find a link to it anywhere else!

#vore #adult #erotic

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This illustrated story contains 37 pages and 7 comic pages.

Tags: Vore, Huge Breasts, Femboy, Huge Cock, Mass Vore, Sex.

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