Had a hilarious convo with a friend this week who is tweaking tonight's Superbowl betting pool: Now instead of paying a prize to the winner they are imposing a penalty on the loser. Specifically, said loser has to go solo to see Melania in the theater. Bet responsibly.

Bless the staff who threw Greg Bovino out of their bar. I bet he flew a long ways.

Sit all the way down, Megyn.

Well played!

The Super Bowl halftime show featuring Bad Bunny is expected to take place between 8:00 and 8:30 p.m. ET.

The alternate halftime show by Turning Point USA featuring Kid Rock is expected to take place between 1930 and 1932.

So, has the staffer who posted that racist meme been fired, or is he still the President of the United States?

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:

Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down

Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged

Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

You know who's NOT in the Epstein Files? The owner of the Seahawks 🏈 Jody Allen.

Who is with me 🔥🔥🔥

Unlike some of those flinging themselves into my replies I am not telling anyone else how to feel about former Trump supporters. I'm just stating MY feelings. But some people just can't handle that and must INSIST I think, feel, and do as they think, feel, and do.

Thanks to myworkout_yvonne (IG) for translating this for non Spanish speakers. This track, “Compositor del Año,” came out in 2020 and is still relevant today- sadly.

#BenitoBowl

Get ready for some late night rage tweeting by the adjudicated felon in chief.

🚨🚨🚨 HOLY SHIT: This powerful PSA from the Epstein Survivors will air during the #SuperBowl

A measured statement.

I haven't called for anything bad to happen to former Trump supporters. I haven't even said terrible things about them. What I said was I will NEVER completely trust them again and some people just can't handle that.

Photo of three speed skaters, all in a line. Photo by Getty Images on Unsplash.

I enjoy rooting for our American athletes. Even more, I love seeing the world’s best athletes, from every country, coming together after lifetimes of training to compete, without hatred or malice, all hoping to win without our president later demanding they give him their medals.

🏈🏈🏈🏈

adjudicated felon whines again ...

I’m not going to pretend I’m some deep connoisseur of Bad Bunny.

Most of what I’ve heard has been in news clips…or leaking out from my youngest daughter’s bedroom.

But here’s the honest truth: I don’t think I’ve ever been as excited to watch a Super Bowl halftime performer…as I am today.

I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.

felon 47 - the real loser.

This is what Hess said: “It brings up mixed emotions to represent the US right now. I think it’s a little hard. There’s obviously a lot going on that I’m not the biggest fan of. Just because I wear the flag doesn't mean I represent everything that's going on in the US.”

felon 47 is incapable of reading for comprehension.

When you love free speech just not like that

BREAKING: on this Super Bowl Sunday, Epstein Survivors have just released this PSA:

“Stand with us.  Tell Attorney General Pam Bondi IT’S TIME FOR THE TRUTH”

Please share everywhere!

F**kerberg, Bezos, et als ... LISTEN UP.

6697 When it comes to choosing between storing a championship ring or trophy in a room, or providing kids with an opportunity to change their lives, the choice is pretty simple. Sell it all. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, on auctioning his memorabilia

“When it comes to choosing between storing a championship ring or trophy in a room, or providing kids with an opportunity to change their lives, the choice is pretty simple. Sell it all.”

KAREEM RULES.