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Point that gun at me, motherfucker, you better pull the trigger. I'll bust my ass getting to you to grab you by the throat. We'll see where it goes from there..... and I'll be seriously pissed off.

I don't understand how this nincompoop thinks he can "make America great" when his followers are dumb enough to vote for someone like him.

If you really want to make the RepugliKKKans feel the heat, get your fellow ATCs @ LAX and SFO to follow suit.

This week’s Shutdown cartoons

Please don’t repost, as it might hurt his feelings

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Then they shouldn't be paid for the time they've been fucking off.

DonOld, you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of going to heaven. You might as well introduce yourself to that snowball.

If I still lived in Portland, I'd probably be fishing with them.

Will Elon be the pilot?

Zinke, have you stopped to consider why that is?? Didn't think so.

Jealousy??

Well, it's a cinch neither of these dimwits would know justice if it bit'em on the ass.

And here I thought Megyn had the corner on the bullshit market.

Should we be looking at sending this Heinrich Himmler wannabe to Nuremberg?

Where the hell does Murdoch find these people?

Truth.

I wish her precious crucifix would glow red-hot every time she tells a lie from the podium. And it should not cool until she apologizes for lying to Americans.

The biggest problem with government shutdowns is the fact the people doing the shutting down are the least affected. They should be the first: All of the White House and Congress should be the first to lose pay/benefits.

Seems MAGA Mike is taking "lip" lessons from DonOld: if his lips are moving, he's lying.

Text of my email(s) to my Senators:

I am not a Christian and as such, I find it quite offensive to discover scripture from the Bible posted on taxpayer funded, government websites. Please make it stop.

Fuck ICE.

Oh, I do on a daily basis. Fuck DonOld. Delusional, deranged, dangerous. Time for the 25th Amendment.

Just imagine what we could do if the pre-Reagan tax rate pf 70% was still in effect.

Better trim those vows down to a bare minimum if you're riding one of Bezos' Blue Origin rockets. Their flight time is only 11-12 minutes.

Let me fix that for you, DonOld. "We're not correct, just so you understand."

Keep this cheap fraud as far away from all medical systems as possible.

He's also a broken record.

Well, Megyn, could be..... but it's also inspiration. Here's one for MAGA 🖕 and one for you 🖕.

Is he going to try making them the 52nd state?

Sounds good until you realize DonOld would get to choose his replacement. And we know what his track record looks like in appointing judges.