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post from “sewerfight” on Tumblr: my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

hm.

ikr and when i turned it on i realized most accounts already had it active, rad

Reminder!!

Bluesky has a pronoun labeler you should really use!

Only those who subscribe to this will see it so you should do that. Don't worry, that's all it does.
Instructions are in the bio/first post.

Zora's Domain from BotW but it says Zohran's Domain

"the left hates anyone who does not bend to their ideology"

ok, good to hear the republican branding is the love and acceptance party apparently. im sure that won't ring hollow

why does cuomo look like he's wearing a ph reactive lip oil here damn those puckers are PINK

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

We did it for you Dick Cheney

i do agree with what i've heard some political strategists saying, that democratic socialist as a label is a hard sell in some contexts, and you might succeed more if you run it the same policies but label them as like, economic populism, or something, but it's nice to see it CAN work sometimes

lets fucking goooooooo

BING BONG BABY

they should introduce the blood moon mechanic to legends za where sometimes the night is just worse. more random alpha pokemon, the battle zones are suspended, everyone is on edge at the horrors that await them.

oh you enjoy things? i unfortunately must educate you that media is counter revolutionary. please abide by the approved leisure activities of consciousness-raising and social media monitoring

I work two jobs. My wife just lost hers. We could use help. 🧡

its kind of incredible how much i loved legends za, like, more than any other appearance on the switch period. the first pokemon game in years ive actually been able to 100% complete it AND want more

Everybody scream

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

AI can’t replicate this

yes they are often correct, but god what a bummer someone tell a joke or something, post hole, talk about your pets for a second

bluesky becoming a ghetto of the ardent political left should be a huge wakeup call to everyone here that leftists in their natural state are paralytically miserable, a culture of people so addicted to posting they're willing to do it even when no one is around to watch

going to softly entertain tumblr again because the posters there are still funny

sorry im just logging on and realizing a lot of people wanted a good taylor swift album, congrats or sorry that happened

ive been growing my hair out since january and omg the sensation of BRUSHING your hair???? CRAZY

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