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17.04.2025 19:50 β π 33019 π 4575 π¬ 404 π 174@sheridanny.bsky.social
I just wanna be casually on social media again
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17.04.2025 19:50 β π 33019 π 4575 π¬ 404 π 174Every day my brain is shocked and disgusted that I would try to use it for its intended purpose
16.03.2025 11:54 β π 487 π 65 π¬ 7 π 5once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all
03.03.2025 13:55 β π 4119 π 431 π¬ 83 π 12Wrote 20k+ words in two days and I can't tell if I just had an epiphany or if I'm in a manic episode but what's the difference tbh
04.03.2025 13:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Tummy hurts but I'm gonna be brave and still go to the library like I planned
01.03.2025 20:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lesbian heartbreak so bad I'm scared to check my credit card balance
24.02.2025 07:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i have to fight a tooth AND a nail?!
05.02.2025 15:27 β π 668 π 123 π¬ 18 π 2Depressive episode so bad I actually pulled out one of my old WIPs and revised it
05.02.2025 14:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My body as soon as I turned 25: if you eat this thing youβve been fine with your whole life youβre going to shit yourself for a hundred years
27.01.2025 17:40 β π 1226 π 52 π¬ 54 π 10Everyone needs to shut the fuck up for three whole days
21.01.2025 02:47 β π 625 π 53 π¬ 9 π 0Looks like if you use a VPN while making a new tiktok account it'll let you back in
19.01.2025 10:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me frantically downloading all my tiktok faves after realizing most of them are american and even though I'll still have my account, I'll lose them
18.01.2025 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0them: why canβt you get into your house
chef: gnocchi
Made a breakfast burrito so good I'll never be able to top it. Riding this high...
14.01.2025 23:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My very first video essay! It may surprise you to learn that Mormonism plays a big role in the first Sherlock Holmes book...
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People think Ethan Slater dating Ariana is weird have never been in a theatre group with the one weird comic relief guy who gets his dick wet constantly.
My high school did Les Mis my senior year and the guy who played ThΓ©nardier looked like a clown, and that boy climbed in every girlβs clown car.
A tui sips nectar from the flowers of the New Zealand Flax.
A tui sips nectar from the flowers of the New Zealand Flax.
A tui sips nectar from the flowers of the New Zealand Flax. #birds #nature #photography #newzealand
08.01.2025 14:42 β π 43 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Over five years as an exmormon and I have only just found the way I actually like coffee. Dirty chai, my beloved βοΈ
14.01.2025 01:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think instead of saying βnamasteβ at yoga we should say βohhh BIG stretchβ like we do with our pets
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