🇵🇸 Nimz

“Trump perfume” sounds like a euphemism for when he shits his pants

“I had an MRI. The doctor said it was the best result he has ever seen as a doctor.” - Donald J. Trump (real quote)

I’ve been off Bluesky for a week or so and I’m genuinely saddened to see this. The way her owner(s) fought for her and loved her is amazing and inspirational. I felt like I had a relationship with this cat I never met, and I think thousands of her other followers would agree. So long, sweet Missy :(

Good job, Gonzo!

This isn’t getting nearly enough attention in the American media

I agree, Gonzo! You are very wise

The least surprising results of a study ever

Seems like Ta-Nehisi is “Better Than Ezra.” I’ll see myself out now

Seriously though, the person defending Netanyahu in a debate is pretty much always wrong.

You know, all the standard risks: Injury, decline in athleticism, skills not developing as hoped, pedophilia.

The ridiculousness of this post aside, does Trump even know what quotation marks mean? There is no reason for the word dumbest to be in quotes in this context.

Nothing screams “America First” quite like Benjamin Netanyahu completely dictating American foreign policy.

No imminent threat. ❌
No congressional approval. ❌
No international support. ❌
No rational adults at the helm. ❌

@schumer.senate.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

🗣️Democrats, we need to hear from you, and quickly.

Oppose. Defy. Resist. Condemn.

Too bad Fetterman is already celebrating it

At this point we might as well just drop the charade and rename ourselves the United States of Netanyahu

Wow, our government caved to the demands of Israel? How shocking.

Cool. We’ve found Netanyahu’s burner account

Well we’re sure as fuck not standing behind Israel

I know this is besides the point, but how’s a guy who’s literally orange making fun of another person’s skin?

John Smoltz ironing his shirt while he was still wearing it lmao

Good morning, Gonzo!

Good job, Gonzo!

And much more importantly, it might cost my fantasy baseball team $200 in winnings

Sadly, we can no longer laugh at the absurd way the North Korean regime portrays its leader without being hypocrites.

Good Morning, Gonzo!

Good morning, Gonzo!

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Nothing conveys the authority of leading the most powerful nation in the world quite like, “Vladimir, STOP!”