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True story: when I first joined my good morning replies to Gonzo kept getting flagged as spam and would be hidden. I had to write a message to Bluesky explaining that “I am a Gonzobongo” and then it was fixed.
20.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s exactly how I envision the way people in Kim Jong Un’s regime talk to him
20.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“You’re handsome”
20.11.2025 12:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Are we gonna be told that if we don’t like that, we don’t like NBA basketball?
20.11.2025 02:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sean Doolittle was a RP who is pretty cool, so at least there’s that.
20.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
The Braves adding to their rich history of kind, tolerant left-handed relief pitchers…
20.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
She looks like a villainous pro wrestling valet
19.11.2025 22:44 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The massive age disparity is discussed constantly, and rightfully so, but people should also talk more about how Belichick has bigger tits than his girlfriend.
19.11.2025 21:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is anyone else planning to name their next cat “Cat Abughazaleh,” or is it just me?
19.11.2025 00:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning, Gonzo!
18.11.2025 21:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The only time in the Social Network I felt even remotely sympathetic for the Winklevoss twins was when they were dealing with this guy
18.11.2025 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What is cloudfare and why is it preventing me from looking at anything on the internet?
18.11.2025 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is it kind of like the American “toot?”
17.11.2025 23:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lmao
17.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Good morning, Gonzo!
17.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Trump perfume” sounds like a euphemism for when he shits his pants
17.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 287 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0
“I had an MRI. The doctor said it was the best result he has ever seen as a doctor.” - Donald J. Trump (real quote)
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Good morning, Gonzo!
16.11.2025 22:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lmao, Gonzo! Stay out of trouble my little friend
16.11.2025 01:06 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is that the Cops theme in the background?
16.11.2025 00:49 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Who even is this clown?
15.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He bumps into the player to his left and then yells at the other player. He can’t even keep his bullshit straight.
15.11.2025 21:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning, Gonzo!
15.11.2025 21:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You’re a very sweet little man, Gonzo
14.11.2025 23:28 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning, Gonzo :)
14.11.2025 22:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is one of those MVP races where I’m fine with either guy winning, and I only disagree with those who think it’s “outrageous” that either guy didn’t win. I felt similarly about Miggy/Trout in 2012.
14.11.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’d say he’s got a Kenny Powers vibe, but Kenny Powers is actually funny and entertaining
14.11.2025 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fetterman is a fucking ghoul.
14.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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