Gayton Gomez

Those are the saddest little fists I've ever seen.

I see why you post under a fake name.

Just because someone says it on the internet does not mean it's true.

Butt Andrew, you can only assk so much from me ☹️

They've really hit bottom

Well. This should be enough all on its own to tank Cuomo's independent run in New York City.

I have one.

My covid test is negative. This is different from my allergies. I suspect it's wildfire smoke

Whatever I have (possibly just a reaction to wildfire smoke), my covid test is negative.

Huzzah.

The Penis Museum in Iceland has an awful lot of penises, but that, I submit, is what one would expect out of a penis museum in Iceland

I mean, if someone has to get beaten up by a 15-year-old girl, Big Balls is as good a candidate as any.

Is it bad that I kind of want to buy them some ice cream?

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

My throat has been a bit sore and my sinuses driving me crazy for the last 24 hours or so. It only just occurred to me that it might be the air quality ☹️

There Is an Information Blackout at Florida’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Migrant Detention Camp Public records related to Florida’s so-called “Alligator Alcatraz” migrant detention camp have...

Over 90 pages of "Alligator Alcatraz" files disappeared as I was looking at them and reporting on the situation. Our public records requests are getting stonewalled. A slew of experts told me this all seems to be illegal. talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/th...

This is real I shit you not

Book is the teal dress of the kitten world.

i have been thinking a lot about how the entire concept of “the deal” is antithetical to transparency, fair play and rule of law, as larry notes. the deal is necessarily nonstandard, ad hoc and dependent on the whims of the dealmaker

Or, possibly, your grasp of history isn't as good as you think.

It definitely pisses me off a lot more when they're opposing Mamdani. But honestly, they should stay out of it!

No, it is a given that you have received all the treats, and that if you did not, you will complain and let us know so that more treats may be supplied.

? That's exactly what he did say. Did you listen to the clip or did you just assume??

As always, corgis are allowed to demand treats from any and all candidates of their choosing.

By the way, yes, I personally am supporting Mamdani. But it's OUR job to choose our mayor, not the rest of the country's or the rest of the Democratic Party's job. I honestly don't give a damn what anyone outside of the city thinks of Mamdani.

(warning to all: I'm extra super grumpy today)

I know immediately I've crossed over into the discover tab when something like this crosses my timeline I don't follow people who post things this stupid.

I truly can't figure out why everyone thinks that every political figure all over the country needs to take a stand on Mamdami in our fucking mayoral election. No, fuck off, they should stay out of it unless they're here in New York City.

I think I'm going to get obsessed with some random mayoral election in Phoenix or Denver or Cleveland and repeatedly insist that everybody endorse one of the candidates in it or be damned to hell forever.

As a New York City resident, I disagree. This is a local election. Corey Booker isn't even in New York state, much less NYC, and he has no business endorsing or not endorsing a candidate in our local election.

If you don't live here, butt out. It's our business, not yours.

Counterpoint: this is a local election. Corey Booker is not even in New York state, much less the city. It's not his place to endorse or not endorse a NYC mayoral candidate.

All of y'all need to stay out of our local election.