Adam Music

I think that's why David Crosby left.

Ecclesiastes endures and is probably the most secular accessible book. And it gave us Turn, Turn, Turn.

Fanfare shoes. For the Common Man. An Aaron Copland joke.

This one time ... at band camp ... we gave out shoes ... for the common man ...

Has anyone tried flicking The Bean to see if the little man in there is OK? Or is he in the boat now?

W.A. Thornhump from Bloom County

Senator Bedfellow

He's W.A. Thornhump from Bloom County with a dash of Senator Bedfellow.

Field Museum/Shedd Aquarium might be more of an Uber.

Has no one said The Grapes of Wrath?

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Checking in kids today for band uniforms. When my kid got to me, I totally pulled "sloth DMV" on him.

Unlike the Transportation Secretary, there is no need to be afraid of our transit.

Yeah, what they said. The architecture cruise is interesting. Art Institute and the Field are better than MSI unless you've got kids in tow. Hancock at night is cool. So is the fireworks cruise from Navy Pier. LP Zoo gets you up near Pequod's pizza. Tavern style.

McHenry Music Festival | September 12 - 14 | McHenry, Illinois Get ready to experience an unforgettable musical journey with three days of electrifying performances featuring over 12 national acts!

Have you seen ours?

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Gollum as Smee in Peter Pan.

I'm Numhi, but my wife calls me Numhi Numhi.

Also, I guess that was R5-D4. That means GPT-5 has to be the robot from Short Circuit.

The no-you're-thinking-of meme applied to Rick and Morty (Ricky Bobby, Welsh Corgi, Little Birdie, Ricky Martin).

(It's a running gag meme.)

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No, you're thinking of DSM-5-TR. GPT-5 is the red astromech that blows its motivator in Star Wars.

Watch Hazardous History with Henry Winkler Full Episodes, Video & More | HISTORY Channel

There's quite a few things along these lines in the @hwinkler4real.bsky.social show on the History Channel. Episode 6 is Food Fiascos - Olestra, radium drinks, swill milk, and alum in your bread!

Actually, a fascinating course could be - Why Does My Label Say That? Food Mishaps and the Cases That Shaped an Industry. bsky.app/profile/musi...

Eagle Brand label

Eagle Brand caramel after being boiled for 2 hours. Carefully.

On cans of Eagle Brand condensed milk, there's a warning: Do not heat in can. However, if you heat it unopened for two hours in semi-boiling water, you get a fantastic dulce de leche. You just have to make sure the water always covers the can so the can does not explode.

Better: The pie scene from Stand By Me.

Fried Green Tomatoes - cannibalism as self-defense?

Like Water for Chocolate - My half-sister cooked something so good that it burned down the shower with me in it. I escaped with a group of revolutionaries. Can I sue?

"They say law school costs an arm and a leg. Never has that been more true."

The movie list doesn't have:
The Cook, the Thief, the Wife and Her Lover
Silence of the Lambs
Ravenous
In The Heart of the Sea
Eating Raoul
Sweeney Todd
Bones and All

Jack Elam at The Hideout

Ivanka Trump for Goya Vienna Franks.

Most of the time.

Saturn Devouring his Children

Farthest I've been:

N: White Pass, British Columbia
E: San Juan, Puerto Rico
S: Aruba
W: Glacier Bay, Alaska

Drop an old person that you’re going to turn into in the future.

OK, so something worse than the ketchup smoothie is out.