Adam Music

I've never watched an episode of The West Wing or The Wire.

Are you the Roman Empire? Because I think about you all the time. (Thinking about the Roman Empire rizz)

Taylor Swift to a certain crowd is this for men:

On a hellbus.

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I know!

You could. But Wood you?

Oh, they've made it that far. We found them near Indiana University, close to their first shop (Evansville). Love them.

Deadly Friend is a 1986 American science fiction horror film directed by Wes Craven, and starring Matthew Laborteaux, Kristy Swanson, Michael Sharrett, Anne Twomey, Richard Marcus, and Anne Ramsey. Its plot follows a teenage computer prodigy who implants a robot's processor into the brain of his teenage neighbor after she is pronounced brain dead; the experiment proves successful, but she swiftly begins a killing spree in their neighborhood.

So you're remaking Deadly Friend for the 21st Century?

Team's up 35-7 with 5 minutes left and runs a fake kick? Classless. What are you, Steve Spurrier?

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The combined dance, cheer, and band halftime show went too long. And ... they were assessed a delay of game to start the second half.

If they're talking about quartering? That's the 1/4th Amendment.

I turned 54 today. My hair is near-blond. I'm wearing a Barbie shirt that says "Actually My Job, It's Just Beach" t-shirt.

There are a lot of intensive purposes here.

Every dollar will be worth 5 British pounds. That is the exchange rate the Bank of England will set once I've kidnapped their king.

Big Michael Scott goes to Sbarro energy.

Why does this look like the Nightmare Before Christmas ornament on our tree?

The gray is a nice touch, IMO.

I still have questions about this. Is this a product they sell on RonCo? Does one dickmatize on the first date?

There's an "I Got" missing there.

She said wha?

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If you know who this is, it counts.

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It looks like a really bad comb.

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This is why I continue to be diabetic despite having a consistent 4.8 a1c for two years. This week, I got COVID and flu, and I got shingles shots earlier this year.

Dale Schlueter

Dale Schlueter

Hottest athlete to wear 54 is objectively Dale Schlueter. This is what peak male performance looks like.

Notes:
• Bears fans, I will take Randy White over Urlacher any day. Urlacher isn't a wrong answer though.
• Bobby Wagner and Zach Thomas - very good still.
• Same with Cubs fans and Aroldis Chapman.
• Kershaw didn't wear 54 long enough and is a d-bag.
• The NHL options for this kind of suck.

Randy White, Dallas Cowboys

Rich Gossage, Pittsburgh Pirates

Horace Grant, Chicago Bulls

Adam McQuaid, Boston Bruins

Best players in each sport to ever wear 54. 🎂

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Ok, now I'm 54.