alex or whatever

Shit sucks

white dudes be like “that’s fair”

Is it normal for every American to think “we’re so fucked” in their mid 30s? Like, did my dad think that?

Really really like this persons art.

If I weighed the same weight I do now but as a baby, I’d be a fat baby.

Uh, yeah, CHECK PLEASE!

Crying while watching Bar Rescue. I can’t stop feeling bad for those guys.

Who would win in a fight Brian or Stewie?

Kendrick Lamar’s performance during the half time show was fire!!!!!!

Nothing is better than an afternoon shower.

I love being on my phone

oh hey guys

Howdy,

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I’d be happy to donate any of mine for you in this trying time.

they shoulda called the macbook air the macmagazine instead.

I think Children Of Men is based on a true story. I really do think so.

Calling Comedy Central “Commie Central” just to confuse people

“Are you fucking me?” Is a real part of my vocabulary.

Damn that rug is cool

🌱 First sunflower of summer.

It’s so crazy that people are shocked the “AI guy” just took Scarlet Johansson’s likeness anyway

I don’t think this is a movie. I think this is actually real.

so he’s like mario? but like made out of paper???

I’m a guy and I’m Adam Sandler in that movie.

Godzilla being real would be cool for like a second.

I think Kingdom of The Planet of The Apes is real.

Sorry you’re having that issue. DM me and maybe we can sort it out.

Drew my friend who is a bassist. He believes in the bass guitar.

DM me, go ahead, I don’t care. Who cares?

black line drawing of a skull with all its teeth still growing, yellow and white eye sockets, red text across the image reads “the quiet ache, we will endure it” on a pink background

the quiet ache, we will endure it