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retro gaming collector, wrestling fan, goth dad. willpauer dot com. queer as in Bowie. PDX. drug of choice: oxytocin. still waiting for diet mountain dew to be sold in pallets

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oh shit, you were there too? that's fuckin rad

09.08.2025 07:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me before the nine inch nails show: "this is gonna be great, i'm right up front"

me after the nine inch nails show: "everyone should be required to put their phone in a yondr pouch while in public, and life in prison for anyone that refuses"

09.08.2025 05:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
POV: you're right up front two hours before nine inch nails takes the stage

POV: you're right up front two hours before nine inch nails takes the stage

I'm right on the rail for NIN

09.08.2025 02:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it depicts an AK-47, which is extremely common among revolutionaries for the last century and is the closest thing to as "rifle of the people" there could be. you can make one out of a fucking shovel. the bastards use AR-15s, and this is not an AR-15.

08.08.2025 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

>Arizona State
>no U of A

yeah i might buy this then

08.08.2025 21:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry, but if you can’t keep your white kids from becoming white nationalists, that’s on you, white parent.

07.08.2025 12:00 — 👍 1138    🔁 144    💬 39    📌 13

the most aggressive and vile homophobic/transphobic speech I've ever heard with my own two ears came from a group of drag queens. in context it's part of the culture but if someone heard that and wasn't familiar with the culture, holy shit

08.08.2025 01:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

seeing nine inch nails tomorrow, yeeeee

08.08.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

y’all, we’re all aware of the various horrors surrounding us domestically & abroad here; we’re all allowed to have breaks from this for jokes & interests etc

07.08.2025 13:54 — 👍 234    🔁 32    💬 19    📌 3

What the fuck

07.08.2025 06:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this sounds highly interesting but also borderline unethical somehow?

06.08.2025 10:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my dad taught me how to use a screwdriver because of those things

06.08.2025 03:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I flushed my kid down the toilet and when he emerged from the sewers months later he was an expert on 18th century German philosophy and also forklift certified

05.08.2025 14:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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2026年から始まる新リーグ「X Premier」とは? | Xリーグ 公式サイト 2026年、Xリーグは新たなフェーズへと移行する。Xリーグは4日に新体制発表を行い、2026年からスタートする新リーグ構想を発表した。発足30周年を迎える2025年を区切りに、社会人アメリカンフットボ...

Someone let @sickoscommittee.org know, 11-team football league in Japan

05.08.2025 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🚨 NEW SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

FJR (if you know, you know)

A night of safe space pro-wrestling action, for the scene, by the scene that helped cultivate modern day Portland wrestling.

Tickets are donation based (pay as much as you can to show your support)

Tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/fjr-a-nigh...

05.08.2025 01:47 — 👍 317    🔁 117    💬 19    📌 43

William Quintana for governor

05.08.2025 02:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

on one hand, let us have these cute little things to bring a little light to the planet of shit we live in

on the other, let me introduce you to something called "kayfabe"

05.08.2025 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I speak against AI-generated music online, the most common retort is that eventually gen AI music will be so "good" that it'll be better than real musicians. And my reply to that is that there's simply no level of "quality" at which I'm capable of enjoying art that was not made by a person

04.08.2025 23:18 — 👍 139    🔁 22    💬 11    📌 3

ughhhhhhhh

04.08.2025 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a screencap of my own profile header with a handy-dandy arrow pointing at the follow button, to demonstrate how to follow more terrible posters

a screencap of my own profile header with a handy-dandy arrow pointing at the follow button, to demonstrate how to follow more terrible posters

just follow the directions on this helpful image

04.08.2025 10:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah i'm surprised too, why isn't there a katie wing in the louvre

04.08.2025 10:43 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Jabba thr Hutt from Star Wars with another one of his species on the left and some pale tentacle-headed sycophant on the right

Jabba thr Hutt from Star Wars with another one of his species on the left and some pale tentacle-headed sycophant on the right

"labubu matcha dubai pilates"

04.08.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just did last week lol

04.08.2025 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

genuinely surprised this hasn't been licensed for those Amazon Fire TVs or Roku boxes

04.08.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there was someone with a Polaroid camera at the goth club a couple weeks ago and had me take a picture of him and his buddy, and I instictively shook the picture. the dude didn't know what I was doing

03.08.2025 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

every time someone asks me "why do you have 'no cis men' on your profile" i'm going to show them this

03.08.2025 08:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they're absolutely liberals.

02.08.2025 22:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Humanity is not worth saving

31.07.2025 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Heavy Gear 3
YouTube video by Heavy Gear Heavy Gear 3

HOLY FUCK WE'RE GETTING HEAVY GEAR 3 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

30.07.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to live somewhat near Luke AFB and found that pilots' sluttiness is directly proportionate to what they fly so SR71 jocks would be apex predators in the manjungle

29.07.2025 19:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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