Cuddledrone <#50.F713> "SOFTIE"

If a Cerberus gets stoned are they more resilient (stronger circulatory system = faster metabolism?) or more susceptible
(multiple brains = compounding effects??) than a one-headed person of comparable mass

Oh gosh that post really resonated with the Dronepets huh

SOFTIE's notifications look like a parade of cute Drones today, heehee

Based on some scenario musing with fellow beloved dronepet-friend (🖤

An embarrassing error on the owner’s part, but they cannot stay mad at their own mistake for long, watching how happy their fattened pet has been since the changes began.

Perhaps they could refrain from switching back to their pet’s previous dosage just yet.

And not realizing their mistake until they notice that their pets movements have grown slow and pendulous.
Its heavy distended form strains against its collar, grows too large for its cuffs, stretching its rubber second skin taut while remaining wonderfully soft and pliable to the touch…

Thinking about. Drones that are permanent rubberpets who get their nutrients from aerosolized canisters plugged into their respirators.

And also said pet’s owner owner unwittingly buying nutrient canisters made for pets four times larger than their own—

Something something craving hypnotism but in a petplay way and someone getting to dote on and snuggle a docile dopey fat lap-dogdrone

Thinking about hypnotism again and wanting to like… trust someone completely enough to let them spin down its mind and turn it into an empty-headed pet on owner’s lap, positively doughy in both body and mind in equal measure and melting under owner’s loving touch.

Wuff.

Cuddledrones crave this
(Its SOFTIE, SOFTIE is cuddledrone who craves this)

THANK U IT HAS NOT STOPPED THINKING ABOUT THIS LOVELY CREATURE OR ITS ADORABLE LABEL

it told me to post the inspo here btw teehee

“But SOFTIE, haven’t you been lamenting about being stuck at a weight plateau for a while?”

🥲

For SOFTIE love truly is stored in the belly (and most other fat deposits besides).

SOFTIE lore—

SOFTIE’s body is most-primed for gaining when conditions are ideal; when spirits are high and stressors are low. Then, its body can truly bloom and grow unimpeded .

SOFTIE’s gains are a good indication of good health and quality of life.

(Disclaimer: This is in no way an original idea)

Buys this for your cuddledrone

Oooough SOFTIE’s belly is gurgling so much this morning

SOFTIE would offer to share but it ate all the donuts and now are gone : (

HEARTWARMING:
Local cuddledrone gets so so high and eats a dozen donuts

Tragic: Local Cuddledrone stuck in online tabletop game session and therefore cannot retrieve more snacks 😭

SOFTIE thinks it would be soooo funny if someone clicker trained it

SOFTIE would make such a good and loving lap pet

Like to make a drone gain 5 pounds
Repost to make a drone gain five pounds (also)

Pretending to be people is exhausting.

Become <Object Made For Comfort>.

Put a collar around its neck and make it yours.
then make it outgrow its collar for good measure.

So many of its kinks and fantasies in some form or another all come down to just. Not having to be so stressed and anxious all the time.

Not having to feel alone or the impulse to isolate.

Being able to proudly occupy space, both physically and emotionally.

Give SOFTIE the bunk homeopathic vitamin that claims that itll make u gain at least 20kg in six weeks or your money back!

If algo advertising is going to keep showing SOFTIE pseudoscience supplements

can it at least show it the pseudoscience supplements that make you fat

Cuddledrone Behavior Observation :
- Cuddledrone tries to save money by packing lunch/snacks when Outside so it doesn’t need to buy lunch out

- eats snacks and packed lunch throughout the morning

- Lunch rolls around

- Cuddledrone still hungry, buys lunch anyway

Is it so much to ask to have sensitive stretched skin across its plush belly and breasts that would melt SOFTIE under a Handler’s gentle touch

SOFTIE thinks it’s transphobic that despite how much it likes having its tummy/boobs handled its not especially sensitive in those places?

The place its the most sensitive in by far is its back and while it loves to be touched there it wishes so much that it was that sensitive in front