Justus, an actual human

Live by the sword, laugh by the sword, love by the sword

Typically fiscal years begin around September, so that would offer them the chance for it to come out and continue selling through multiple months before sales reports affect them.

Weirdly it didn’t tag me in this, but thanks!

Catching my reflection and thinking “I could probably do a really good Harry DuBois cosplay” is the surest sign I’ve ever had that I need to work out more.

Fair warning, I may die!

I’m you now. Take five, I got this.

I have to apologize to my dad. My dad had 6 kids and more than a few pets, and one time I mocked him for going through three sisters names and then a cats name before he got to mine. I now have one child and one cat and I constantly mix them up. Sorry dad, I’ll respond to Vicious from now on.

You know things are bad when you’re anxious that the federal government has your social security number.

Same probably!

You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.

I am not looking forward to reflecting on this tweet in the aftermath of said horrors.

Yes! I too am completely oblivious to the upcoming horrors!

The scene where they try to kill Albert Finney is perfect, no notes.

@tedleo.bsky.social can’t wait to see the Shake the Sheets tour at the Iron Horse!

Listen, there’s a million reasons to enjoy eve 6’s social media presence, but the fact I found Ted Leo on here through them bumps em up another million.

List wins by prominently featuring Jess.

I’m the lump in the middle.

This is just to say

I have beaten
the Paul
He’s in
The icebox

And which
You were probably
Hoping
Would die

Praise me
He is expired
It’s sweet
He’s cold

Netflix is buffering so much, I can only assume it’s because Tyson punched Paul so hard the force caused a small EMP

I am both highly intrigued and prepared for embarrassment.

I do NOT remember this, but it sounds like something we would do.

I believe that @adamzucker.bsky.social taught me and @perryvonvicious.bsky.social when we were at UMass, so this is a fun connection!

I’m worried that I might try and invest too much of myself in a new site (again), but anything that screws over the Letter That Shall Not Be Twitter is a-ok to invest in.

I have become death, becomer of death.

Considering how much I love the smell of Dr. Bronner’s almond soap, I’m not sure I could resist taking a cyanide pill.

I’m going to be in a position where some CIA operative has just cracked their tooth open and I’m just standing above their gurgling body and going “MMMMM!”

To the tune of “Clang Clang Clang Went The Trolley”:

🎵🎵🎵ahh skeet skeet motherfucker🎵🎵🎵

Actually, I shot that toilet photo but it was based off of a larger meme presence, and done at request of Seth.

Also scratch made shitposts at some point (again, presumably). These are all found tho.

And now that the daddest post is out of the way, here come the shitposts:

Seth standing in an interior window at a house we stayed at with some excellent taste in music.

Seth barely surviving a shark attack.

Seth settling into playing Minecraft.

Seth is king.

Since it’s a new social site and you’re here looking at this (presumably), here’s a few posts of what to expect.