Furry Office

[🐾] Oh I wasn't talking about MY death, I was talking about murder!

// I HAST RETURNED FROM MY SLUMBER

🟣 can yall stop fucking around

go do that thing you have to do

enjoy yourself

go for a walk

[🐾] Does this mean I can enjoy death

// I read cruel as cool

// sorry im busy playing tears of the kingdom, lore will resume in approximately 1000000000000 centuries

binanah vs hodmind

Who would win

// I used the wrong account for a reply I'm killing myself

Kevin Stole The Precious Enkephalin.

// that's me pressing winrate against ricardo

[🐾] Oops everyone is orange fanta now

[🍓] I...see.

Well then, seeing as you're here now, I assume Lobotomy Corp. is gone? If it is, good riddance. Another question I have that I probably should have asked first, what exactly does Lobotomy Corp. do?

I know it houses 'monsters' and stuff but that's it.

[💎] RINCE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THAT GIANT ROBOT?!

[🐾] Starting the Third Impact because I'm bored

[💎] WHAT THE FUCK

a shrimp in a chef 's hat is holding a pan full of rice ALT: a shrimp in a chef 's hat is holding a pan full of rice

This is going to be me cooking you

// do yall just start resonating with your oc and almost corrode into them at 3 am or is that just me

[🐾] You're going to the KFC deep frier

[🐾] Judgement bread

[🍓] Questions questions. Hmmmm... Well, first of all I want to know how Lobotomy Corp. treated it's employees

// late reply cause my ass thought I already replied a day ago it seems I have memory loss

// this too

// This is in fact canon for both versions of them

// I died during sunday sorgy (I was playing totk the entire day)

Manager Esquire, I haveth been taking to a weird facility!
Thy amazing resurrection skills got their attention and haveth taken me to study me..! But they let me kept mine speaker so we art chill!

[🌺] Promise me you won't do anything drastic if you learn anything... interesting about Lobotomy Corp.

[🍓] . . . Ok fine. I promise.

[🌺] Promise what exactly?

[🍓] I promise that I won't do anything drastic if I learn stuff about Lobotomy Corp......

[🍓] Hmmmm... the two things I'm most interested about right now is something called 'Mirror worlds' and... 𝗟𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗽.

[🌺] Rince I can tell that you want to do more than just learn about Lobotomy Corp. Plus, it's not a good idea to interfere with business that doesn't involve us.

//you gotta be kidding me bro

[💎] He did actually type 13. He changed it last minute.

[🐾] You snitch...

[🐾] You need glasses. And by glasses I'm gonna shove glass shards into your eye sockets.

// i forgot to say this here but pmsky rince has an irish accent

Just got gifted some donuts from a Level V Agent from the Welfare Team.

Two boxes having 10 donuts in it. Does anybody here want some of these?