My 3.5 year old just told me the @bengais.bsky.social aren't working. So true.

Imagine being such a sellout who can’t charter a PJ lmao

3 fantasy leagues: One at work where you can side text w your colleagues about your boss’s awful trade proposals, one with your high school friends with a group chat where no one ever talks about their personal lives, one 14 team dynasty league that’s so deep you end up streaming Tyler Allgeier

i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass

[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped] I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality

everything andrew cuomo says

The same airport that lost water supply the last time I was there.

Anyway I’m really fucking sad about this. It was like watching a 14-year slow motion train crash. The Corporation for Public Broadcasting was everything that was right about government and its demise is everything that’s wrong with contemporary beltway politics. We all deserve better.

That's too smooth Koby 😮‍💨

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'Vacations.'

The word is 'vacations.'

I think Nissan did the same with the pickup in 1996. Such a great truck.

far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic

Because he is funny. It just doesn’t make him good and it’s usually for the wrong reason.

Alfalfa concealed his deep-seated rage for too long.

Followed by CCR Fortunate Son

Selfie of Dan. He has a White Jesus look. Ooh, isn’t he handsome! He’s wearing a black and white trucker hat with his son’s handprints in red on the top and “DAD” on the brim.

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

Some of yall can’t handle 2 high - weird blue check guy

Me watching football teams that can’t run the ball

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

I have incorporated “This is a no marvels spoiler [location]” into my daily vernacular.

how are you going to be a bigot and lose 11-5 on the same day

When I found out no Bears quarterback had ever thrown for 4,000 yards, I saw an opportunity. Because I have also never thrown for 4,000 yards, I’m no different than these quarterbacks. Except for one little thing. You see, I’ve rehearsed every outcome of this season. I’m ready.

All my homies love PeRT

It sucks so bad everyone talks about the @nba.com finals ratings. OKC and Indiana play some of the funnest basketball I’ve seen in a while. Indiana’s ability to push the pace is insane. And OKC is just super well rounded.

15' - Kevin Denkey levels the score with what looked like the simplest goal we've seen all season, easy pass from Evander in the center of the box and Denkey fires it past Luis Barraza. His 10th in MLS play, as #FCCincy ties it 1-1.

Get a load of this fucking loser

I'm so tired of this pathetic ass franchise...

It’s truly an absurd and cursed group.

Waiting like it is the second coming of Christ for the day @murderxbryan.bsky.social does a Guys episode about airline/Delta guys.

Tell them your taxes pay their salaries. It never fails. They HAVE to respect you.