Gerard Gallant Slander Account

Jesus, they cannot BUY a goal tonight

Sheck Wes is here.

You had to mention it didn’t you

The maniacal laughter cut perfectly

I need to see Kreider’s power-play goal

The guy cannot defend, Adam Fox should’ve won the Norris that year, I will die on that hill

This is my eternal reminder that Kyle Dubas really thought that Erik Karlsson was gonna save the penguins, to the point he “lost sleep” over it

They’re also undefeated when Carson soucy pulls a horizontal Chris brown in “stomp the yard”

Found it

If Laba can be the NYR version of Anton Lundell, they’re in business

Gonna need that clip admin

Noticably absent tonight:

Carson Soucy
Vincent Trocheck
Obnoxious “IIIIGOOOORRRR” chants

PSYCH. MATT REMPE

That’s why we pay Igor 11.5 million. HOW did that not go in

We gonna start a dialogue

With an assist on the goal, Noah Laba records his first career NHL point.

My fault not LaFreniere: MATT REMPE

If you told me that the first Powerplay goal of #NYR’s centennial season would be from a unit of Schneider, cuylle, Sheary, laba, and LaFreniere I would say you were on CRACK

Canes fans in my mentions right now because I posted “enjoy him 🤣🤣🤣” and he gets two fluke goals in one game

Your first goal scorer of the centennial season is…

THE CAPTAIN

LETS GOOOOOOO

My girlfriend has been singing Jolene but with “Dahlin” instead. It’s made me smile

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Carson Soucy? 2-0, Rangers.

Colin is the voice of the people

Saucy*

Holy shit Carson soucy