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Someday, the old witch will return and lift the curse placed upon you.
Your human shell will crack open and two badgers will emerge, blink in the sunshine, and scamper off into the forest.

Most economists agree that by age 50, you should:
- own at least one magic dagger
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- speak the ancient language of the owls
- start construction of a mossy hidden tomb deep in the old forest.

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a soccer player - a good ball handler with a low chance of scoring.

What albums came out when you were 21?

Psst… take 12 seconds away from doom scrolling, to take a deep breath and relax with these sweet otters 🦦

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🎥Nature

Nah I'm letting all the quokkas in

The world is your oyster - basically disgusting, but you persevere on the off chance it'll make you horny.

CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre.
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Yes! I'm posting it on the website now. Hadn't heard about this at all!

So cool!!!!

Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to dwell on them until you lose the will to live

Hey y'all,

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“Put the glasses on! Put 'em on!”

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Fell asleep early. Woke up thinking it was 1 am. It's 8:47 pm. This "morning's" half asleep word jam:

She's just a Skittle Kitten in a schmoo-doodle world.

The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

The NEA has released their updated literature grant guidelines. They are appalling. Tupelo Press will not be altering our 25-year mission to promote contemporary poetry and literary prose by emerging and established writers of diverse ethnic and cultural backgrounds, including, especially, women and writers of color, as well as the LGBTQ+, immigrant, and Native American communities. We aim to develop wider audiences for, and deeper understanding of, innovative, multi-cultural writing by essential participants in this conversation. At the same time, we undertake to enhance the reading experience itself by publishing and distributing gorgeously designed and produced books. If adherence to our principles means that we will be ineligible for NEA grants going forward, so be it. Compliance with the new regulations would be immoral.

This is how you do it. Thank you, @tupelopress.bsky.social!!!

It's a bit early to be getting off your whiskers on a nip fish, Daphne - it's not even lunchtime

"Spain and France have now joined Britain and Germany in asking the European Commission to open an investigation into Elon Musk under the EU's Digital Service Act, openly accusing him of spreading misinformation and interfering in European politics!" @DARACTENUS Banner: "GOOD!" Occupy Democrats

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Baggy is what you might call “a foodie.”

Been listening to a lot of Sinead lately. Had to change up the lyrics a bit though...

Dumpster fire

A blessing

Reagan Appointee Issues Nationwide Injunction Over Trump Birthright Citizenship Executive Order The federal judge blasted the Trump Administration in the new order.

BREAKING: A Reagan-appointed federal judge in Seattle has issued a nationwide injunction blocking Trump's executive order, which sought to strip birthright citizenship from Americans born to two undocumented parents.

Rum for the twig witch ❤️