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Karma…?
You want to make a concept your bitch?

Not all of us are as xenophobic as Silvia.
My running in fear whenever I see an alien is purely because I’m a coward.

There’s no malice.

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I thought I could trust our mechanics!
They’ve never had a reputation for being a little sketchy! Or being overpriced because most people don’t understand vehicles as much as them!

#Queekisms

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#Queekisms

I’m in a dumb mood apparently.

They’ve been canni…

…MY TYPEWRITERS!

(Blink. Blink. Blink.)

But they all hate me because I don’t let them stock spare parts five times over…

…yugh.

(Realisation. Followed by panic.)

DID I JUST SAY THAT!?

I’m not sure. Not likely, I’d assume.
Probably the same odds of you deciding not to be a deeply unpleasant pain in my ass one day.

Enough #SpartanSunday.
What about #StatisticalAnalysisSunday?

It’s just as catchy!

Ah! Sunday.
He’s hiding in his office.

- that Jon drew some sort of unnoticed pride in the whole affair.

- uh.”

Hood had heard about that little escapade? Oh. He didn’t figure that into his endless worried thoughts about what this could be about. Jon didn’t think that much of it really.

He was just helping out.

“I was just doing my part, Sir.”

It was clear from a slight boost in his timid tone -

At the mention of his father’s death, he simply nodded as if it were passing small-talk of no consequence.

Maybe with the passing of more time he’ll grieve for the old man. But nowadays he just found himself not really caring about Percy. He was never that much of a worthwhile father.

“I -

He’s currently stuck in a debate between two maintenance crews. One crew want recharging laser tools and the other wants cool-down laser tools.

Yes.
He knows the stupid bit of this.
No.
They won’t listen.
Yes.
He wants to die.

Just that sort of day, hm?

Tired nerd noises.

- considered borderline offensive.

He stood ahead of the door and gave his jacket one final straightening before entering. It was apparent he was all jitters, but he was doing his best to keep calm.

“Y-you wanted to see me, sir?”

Was that overly formal?
Not formal enough?
He wasn’t sure.

- he’d spoken with Hood. But that didn’t stop the anxiety setting in.

The vagueness of the meeting certainly wasn’t helping either. He liked to know things. Everything. Even a suprise birthday gift or something as small as an unexpected change in his day was something Jon -

Jon’s heart was pumping. He could hear the sound of its booms echoing throughout his frazzled skull as he made his way towards the office, offering small nods and smiles to passers-by.

Sure. Over the last few months his confidence had steadily grown and this wasn’t the first time -

He’s gunna blank out this conversation with some Beethoven.

Barbaric ones, clearly.!

He’s very happy.
Jon and his numbers.

✨ men ✨? No.
✨ women ✨? No.

✨ spreadsheets ✨

What!?

Really…?
Honestly, I thought I was being harsh.

* Percy

Fucking auto correct
PERCY IS A NAME DAM YOU

They’ll get one more set of the decals they want then I’m cutting them off.

They have to learn.

#Queekisms

I should say: I realise the old guard story ended rather abruptly, but I wanna confirm that it is the end.

Jon left abruptly. He’s done with it. Perry can go die for all he cares. (Which he did not long after Jon left home).

It’s an abrupt ending because Jon’s cut it off so. Yeah.